Did Jesus Eat Magic Mushrooms At Last Supper? SANTA CRUZ, Calif. -- Chew on this: An ethnobotanist in Santa Cruz, California, thinks Jesus was munching magic mushrooms at the Last Supper. Clark Heinrich says man has enjoyed the psychedelic effects of mushrooms since thousands of years before Christ -- and figured the King of Kings probably turned on as well. In fact, he thinks Jesus was high on a psychedelic 'shroom known as "fly agaric" which was hailed for its taste as well as its trips. Heinrich says the mushroom resembles pita bread and when soaked with water it feels exactly like human skin. He figures that's the bread that Jesus was referring to at the last supper when he said "eat this bread, this is my body." But that's not the only way Jesus might have doled out psychedelics. Heinrich says people who eat lots of shrooms have a reddish-orange urine that's even more hallucinogenic -- and figures the almighty turned water into wine by whizzing into a five-gallon jug of H20. Heinrich is the author of a new book, "Magic Mushrooms In Religion And Alchemy" (Park Street Press).
wowwww....check this out Judas, my blood kinda looks like wine in this goblet. cool It's a miracle. btw: I think the story about Jesus being gay is more creative.
Yeah and I am sure Jesus took his own Poo and rubbed it on the lame so they could walk again (I garauntee you if someone was rubbing poo on me I would get up and run away lame or not!)
Isaiah 3:16 The LORD says, "The women of Zion are haughty, walking along with outstretched necks, flirting with their eyes, tripping along with mincing steps, with ornaments jingling on their ankles.
I don't believe this! Drug references in the good book? You people should be ashamed! As it says in Revelations.... uh-oh, hold on a minute here .... (reading) ... whoa... carry on please.
This guy sounds like a genius... What a great way to sell books. I wish I could think up ridiculous stuff like this, write books about it, and then sit back and wait for the cash to roll in.
i imagine it would be controversial for people who view Jesus as a prophet of God, as well. i can't believe this guy is even being taken this serious...amazing.
it isn't controversial to me for probably the same reason it is to you. He could be anyone, so it doesn't matter
huh? he could be anyone? you're muslim, right? you are aware of what Islam has to say about Jesus, right? maybe i'm misunderstanding you again...
It must have been a very slow news day to drag this crap out. I am amazed that anyone would even consider printing this garbage...........I personally find it very offensive and am quite shocked at some of the jokes that are made in this thread
yes, I am saying that anyone could write crap like that, and the only thing we can do is shoot it down. you posted "i can't believe this guy is even being taken this serious...amazing." well, if you don't take him serious, how can he be contraversial?
Islam believes Jesus was a holy prophet of God born of miracle birth to the Virgin Mary. They are the only other religion besides christianity to claim belief that Jesus was born of a virgin. There is actually more in the Quran about Jesus' early life than there is in the bible, which basically only has the story of him preaching when he was twelve. I think if someone was saying that a prophet of a person's religion was high on Mushrooms and reduced his spirituality to just drug use, then they might disagree with that guy.
