This comes from "HuskerCentral"-- http://boards.rivals.com/default.asp?sid=202&p=16&style=1&forumId=2572&action=ReadMsg&replytoid=2141637769 -------------------------------- coloradocorn posted on 10/10 1:45 pm Email this Message | Reply <u>Mack Brown Game Day Preperations</u> Here's Mack in the pre-game session with his assistant coaches. D Asst: Uh, coach, could you put down the Tom Lemming mag and have a look at this? Mack: Better be important, I gotta be in Odessa tonight to check out this senior runnin' back - the kid's incredible! Runs a 4.2, weighs 220 - that ba$tard Solich is gonna send a couple of his flunkies down there, and I'll be damned- D Asst: Yeah, coach that's nice. But we got Oklahoma on Saturday and I want to go over some coverages with you . . . Mack: Dammit, Ted, George W. pays you $200,000 a year - plus the damn Lexus - to prepare these kids. Now what's all the ruckus? D Asst: Well, it's the Heupel kid. He does some stuff we never saw before. See here - watch the 3 wide outs. It's not a pick play, put it does expose our- Mack: Jeezus Effing Christ Ted! How many d-backs we got on scholarship? D Asst: Uh, total? 'bout 26. Mack: And I guaran-damn-tee you all of 'em run 4.4 or less! All of 'em run like that Michael Jackson fella in Sydney Austria - like a deer! I know 'cuz I recuited the little ba$tards! Blue chips -all of 'em! See! Look at the damn recruiting rankin's (points to framed Max Emfinger letters on wall). Who won in '98? Me! '99? Me! Double ought? Mack Effing Brown! So, Ted just tell 4 or 5 or however many it takes of the little ba$tards to cover somebody! Jeezus, how hard is this? Just do what we did against Elway and Stanford 3 weeks ago. . . D Asst: Uh, coach, it's Michael Johnson. In Australia. And Stanford killed us. And it wasn't Elw- Mack: Holy Jeezus Ted, click your heels together three times! This ain't Mackovic land anymore! We got talent! $hitloads of it! Find some 4-star gazelle on the roster and tell the sumbitch to wear that Okie receiver like a red-headed stepchild, or . . . whatever. How 'bout that Houston fella from Denver? That's boy's got wheels. Put him on D and- D Asst: Uh, coach, we didn't get Houston. Colorado did. And our kids are fast, but they ain't never seen nuthin- Mack: Jeezus Leapin' Christ Ted! Call Houston and tell the kid he's gotta transfer - now! What'd Barnett offer him? Whatever it is, we'll double it! Call that Rick Hoodeisel at Washington about the rules. I know CU's easy pickin's. I will NOT lose a recruit- D Asst: Coach, about OU. We really should show our kids some film- Mack: Aw, Davey Crockett's Balls, Ted!! While I'm here jawin' with you, Frank Goddam-Solich is stealin' STEALIN' some God fearin' Texas high school fullback right out from under me. And not just Solich! It's that Mo-ron Gary Barnett too! Show 'em the film from that Nebraska game two years ago. When Little Richard- D Asst: James Brown- Mack: Whatever, ran amok on them guys. Stopped that passin' offense too! D Asst: Coach, Oklahoma and Nebraska are different states. Different teams too. One passes, the other don't. So I think- Mack: Ted, you got 15 minutes to get your butt outta here and fetch me some Arby's. Then go warm up the jet - I gotta hit the road. Recruitin's a 7 day a week , 24 hour a day job dammit! And my Emfinger Award's at stake! Show the kids that George W. debate tape tonight! Boy howdy, that got my jets firin! Call me after that Oklahoma State game Saturday . . I wish I could take credit for this one but it belongs to my Buff friend Buffalaw87 and since he is lawyer and all--I need to give him all the credit so he doesn't sue me for copyright infringement. Good one Buffalaw87 ------ Just think what R.C. must do? ------------------ visit KTXT-FM @ www.ttu.edu/~ktxt/ visit my website @ http://www.ndrnet.com/rob/ 2000 Sportscaster of the Year @ KTXT-FM, Lubbock
That's hilarious. As a Horn fan, I'm sick and tired of these mythical recruiting championships, I want to be 5-0 for once! ------------------ Cheerleaders are just dancers who've gone r****ded. visit www.swirve.com
Regarding the informal pep rally this afternoon at Moncrief Neuhaus: There were maybe about 100 people there, just barely enough to make it respectable. They players would dribble out the back door, and we would cheer them down the alley to their buses. It was cute and nice. Some of the players were visibly shocked, including Major. Some of them were excited and played to the crowd. I thought it was a good job for 1.5 days notice. Coach Brown said a few words, "When they said there was a mob outside I thought it was a lynch mob. Its nice of you to come out here after such a horrible weekend, You're the reason we are gonna win the weekend." Or something like that. boom @ hornfans.com I have been pretty hard on Mack Brown. I can see why the best recruits come to Texas. I don't think anyone is questioning the kind of guy Mack is off the field. He is a great PR person and not a snake oil salesman. He is here for the long run and the fans should not quit on him. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Smokey (edited October 11, 2000).]
