Just a reminder that in case you think you've already seen the dumbest idea out there . . . you haven't.
I can just imagine that huddle during a timeout. "Norris! Create play and look for jumper! Yao, you set pick and get out of the way!"
The job is definitely Matt Bullards. Starting five: Matt Bullard (player coach) Nachbar Detleif Schremp (shoots 3's out of retirement) Glen Rice Larry Bird (He wouldn't have to run since the ROX wouldn't play D anyway. He could just stand stationary at the 3 point line, get a pass and shoot.) The Rox would average 130 a game, of course they would give up 150 a game.
Nice choices you gave. I guess there is nothing in the middle. I would not hire Wang Fei as coach cuz I personally know nothing about the guy or his credentials. But I wouldn't rule him out either cuz, well... I know nothing about the guy.