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Vspan Shaved

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by hotblooded, Dec 12, 2006.

  1. hotblooded

    hotblooded Member

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    I think this is a more cleaner look (obviously)

    but I prefer the rough and rugged look he had previously (no gayness involved)

    what do you guys think?
     
  2. Nice Rollin

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    i think this thread is ****in dumb. we're gettin blown out right now. tmac is hurt....and all u wanna talk about is how vspan shaved
     
  3. RAYRAY

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    lmao...
     
  4. hotblooded

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    we didnt get blown out
     
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    This is funniest thread I've ever read

    5 stars
     
  7. ndnguy85

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    HAHAHAHA. now that's funny. :D :D :D
     
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    ROFL...i second that
     
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    Yeah, I'm sorry hotblooded, but this thread is hilarious. Definently 5 stars for the humor.
     
  10. hotblooded

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    Well I dont know about you guys

    but I made this thread when we were down 22 points

    My sole intention was trying to divert the attention away from our huge loss :cool:

    I was just trying to make everyone forget how bad we were playing :( didnt know it rubbed people the wrong way
     
  11. redefined

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    It didn't rub me the wrong way. I didn't watch the second half
     
  12. Nice Rollin

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    my bad hotblooded......i was a little frustrated with the effort tonight (before the comeback) i thought i'd come on clutchfans to maybe find something encouraging to read, but i see a thread about how vspan shaved.

    sorry man...
     
  13. hotblooded

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    dont worry about it

    I think I just havnt established myself as that sort of poster

    if i saw a random poster posting this up when we are down 22 pts i will be pissed as well
     
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    I think he looks like he walked out of a BBC America sitcom. The five-o'-clock shadow is a better look.
     
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    Maybe he thought it would bring him good luck if he got shaved...
    He made 4 assts and 1 to seems to be getting it together...
     
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    I am sorry, but I could give a shiit what body hair vspan has or does not have.


    Mr. Hotblood posting about vspan's body hair.
     
  17. SmeggySmeg

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    unless he shaves after every quarter, there's a fair chance the rugged look will be back by the end of the game, Bill is a very hairy man, any day now he'll also be on monobrow.com

    ps be carefull with this thread, with the amount of man love around, you might get that kas13 dude puking his gut up in here [​IMG]
     
  18. hotblooded

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    dont worry I have a girl friend she suggested this

    so any thoughts of me being a gay guy should be discarded
     
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    I smiled at the thread title.

    "VSpan Shaved" could mean "VSpan, as a grown man, has assimilated himself enough to the American culture to understand that he's a little on the hairy side and, therefore, went out and bought a Gillette and shaved."

    Next?

    "VSpan: eyebrows plucked!"

    "VSpan: waxed?" (1st post in such a thread would read, "He seems to be moving around more freely out there, he must have got waxed..." (cue Steve Carrell: "como se llama! Kelly Clarkson!" In this case, VSpan would be yelling, "Bakhlava! Parakalo! Uh, Parthenon?!")

    Actually, when I saw "VSpan Shaved," I read it like a newspaper article title, as if he had been hazed in the locker room:

    "His teammates grabbed him from the shower and, while Deke held him down with an elbow applied to his forehead, Steve Novak was given the 'honors' of shaving VSpan's back...

    "Said Novak, 'Ugh, what a gay job. Look, I know I'm a rookie and all, but I'll walk out on my contract before I do that again.'

    "Said VSpan, 'I was kinda mad at first, but I actually kinda like it. I can feel a breeze.'

    "When asked about plucking his eyebrow---note that we write the singular 'brow'---VSpan adamantly shook his head no. 'Forget it. I'd rather be forced to watch 'My Big Greek Fat Wedding' over and over."
     
  20. Amel

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    VSpan shaved, I did not notice that!

    haha
     

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