OK, we still have a major problem here. To make a long story short, I'm still losing. So to all of you who have voted for me, this is a short thank you. For those who voted for "the other guy", here's an opportunity to change your vote! Just go back to the <a href="http://bbs.clutchcity.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30002">Best Poster</A> thread and hit EDIT on your post and change it to "Major". Much appreciated. Not convinced yet? Need some reasons to change your vote? OK, well, let me give you a feel for the types of people who WOULD vote for me were they ClutchCity Posters. Now, this girl here is my Celebrity Match according to EMode.com. So, obviously, she would vote for me if given the opportunity. She is also one of the hottest people on the planet, and that should count for something as well. You want to be like her? Live vicariously and do what she would do: <B>vote for Major</B>! <img src="http://www.gellar.freeserve.co.uk/sarahmichellegellar/pictures/collexions/gellar33.jpg" width=436 height=585><img src="http://images.allposters.com/images/54/039_37162.jpg" width=337 height=425> Now, this next girl would have fallen in love with me had she gotten a chance to know me. Unfortunately for both of us, we have not yet run into each other. However, given that we would be in love, she would obviously vote for me. Follow her lead and <B>vote for Major</b>! <img src="http://www.swirve.com/tara1.jpg"><img src="http://www.swirve.com/tara2.jpg"> Now, this guy, I shook his hand several years ago and I clearly recalling him telling me that he'd <B>vote for me</B> for best poster if he ever got the chance. Can he really be wrong? <img src="http://media.ditto.com/1447/14474702.jpg"> I helped provide security for this guy once in 1996. He trusted me to do that, so I think he would <B>vote for me</B> if given the option. <img src="http://media.ditto.com/1400/14006753.jpg"> As presented earlier, these individuals below are all dancing and singing for you. The inner message though, if you listen very carefully, is to <B>vote for Major</b>! Keep watching it until you hear that message. http://www.bikini.com/bikinivision/video/mov_daylight.ram OK, now this group people is very diverse, but they have one message in common for you: <B>Vote for Major</B>. Please?!?!? Thank you, that is all.
i think ill change my vote to the "other guy" now...i dont find sarah all that...dont get me wrong...id take a bit of that pie but youre gonna have to do better than that.
opps...replied to soon...didnt see the tara reid picks. major...it would be an honor to vote for you.
Reeks of desperation. It's so easy to post pics of cute women. If this is what it takes to get votes, I'll gladly pass. This is all coming from a guy who was talking down my pool game to the fellas tonight, all while being too p***y to play himself. Of course, I win the pool game. But if this is what it takes to sway your vote, go ahead. I guess I simply have more faith in my fellow Clutchcity.net posters.
<B>But if this is what it takes to sway your vote, go ahead. I guess I simply have more faith in my fellow Clutchcity.net posters.</B> RM95 is a whiny little b**** Actually, you're just upset that I did it first! Don't deny it. We know the truth. <B>This is all coming from a guy who was talking down my pool game to the fellas tonight, all while being too p***y to play himself. Of course, I win the pool game. </B> HA! If you recall, I was EATING. Yes, food is a priority for me. If you actually won, you cheated. What is our record playing pool? Like 100 (Major) to 5 (RM95)?
If I was upset you did it first, then I'd simply match you by posting pictures of somewhat pretty girls myself. I just have more faith in my fellow Clutchcity.net posters. Who's the one always trying to organize meetings...I don't promise pictures of pretty girls then. Eating didn't stop you from talking ****. I don't care about pool anyway...how many national championships in NCAA 2002 have you won? How many trivia games have you won at BW3 or Aussies? Zero and pretty damn close to zero, respectively.
Oh yeah...does 113 to 140 mean anything to you. For those of you who don't know, that would be last week's golf scores...mine being the more desirable score (even though they both suck).
<B>Eating didn't stop you from talking ****. </B> Well of course not. Eating and talking is much easier than eating and playing pool. <B>I don't care about pool anyway...</B> You did a couple of posts ago! <B>how many national championships in NCAA 2002 have you won? How many trivia games have you won at BW3 or Aussies?</B> Bah..... All irrelevent. Stop trying to change the subject on how much I kick your ass in Pool! <B>Oh yeah...does 113 to 140 mean anything to you. </B> More attempts to change the subject!! I will not stoop to responding to these ridiculous allegations!
You guys shot 113 and 140 for 18 holes. Remind me not to play in your 4some on the Clutch city golf extravaganza. DaDakota
Just in case you were wondering Smokey...it's 4-0...including 2 wins head to head over him. Major, I'm just bringing up golf since we'd have been done by 4 the other day had you just simply matched me!
Rm95: You won off a scratch, so don't get too full of your pool-playing abilities... I'd advise posting some pics of mostly-naked women if you want to win this one. He's already changed one vote... It works.
A win's a win treeman, however, I'm not even close to saying that I'm the best pool player ever...I can eat and play though. Here's a tip for all of you who enjoy looking at pictures of pretty women. Go to yahoo and do a search for your favorite pretty model or actress. There, you will find a wealth of intriguing and titilating photos that you can view at your heart's desire. What's that old saying..."Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat forever." Using my advice, you can look at pretty women all the time, not just relying on what your fellow posters give you.
<B>Just in case you were wondering Smokey...it's 4-0...including 2 wins head to head over him.</B> That's only because the BCS screwed my 11-0 team by picking Middle Tennessee State to be in the title game. Damn BCS!!!!!!!!!!!! While I'm losing to Miami and Michigan in nat'l championship games, you're beating Middle Tennessee and Marshall. I let you win those other 2 head-to-heads, you know. <B>Major, I'm just bringing up golf since we'd have been done by 4 the other day had you just simply matched me!</B> I needed to keep you out there to get some more exercise and sacrificed my game to do so. I was trying to be nice helping you to reach your goals so you can buy CDs and DVDs again. That riding the golf cart and staying out in 50 degree, misty weather eats calories extremely fast, you know. And this is how you repay me!!!
<B>Using my advice, you can look at pretty women all the time, not just relying on what your fellow posters give you.</B> Ahhh, but they can already do this. I hope you did not think our fellow posters did not already know this? They are extremely bright people you know!! I am simply providing an additional service. Besides, it is a service you have enjoyed in the past: http://bbs.clutchcity.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29305 Quote from RM95: <I>Hello new wallpaper.</I> http://bbs.clutchcity.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29980 Quote from RM95: <I>Oh thank heaven.</I>
But I didn't change my vote over those pictures. They were nice, yes. I like looking at pictures of pretty girls as much as the next guy, but I don't vote for people based on what they can find as easily as me. This is a best poster contest, not a best searcher of the internet for pretty girls contest. I've proved more than you that I like to look at pretty girls when votes aren't on the line...without doing a search, I don't recall any threads where you either posted pictures or responded to them. You're basically like the politician who cares about his constituents only at election time.
Just pointing out that there's something to the logic here, Rm95. Or is it just a cheap excuse to post another Salma Hayek picture???
This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in awhile. BTW, I'll kick both your sorry asses at pool.
Now why did you have to go and do that after I just got off the phone with my babydoll?!!! Now look what you made me do!
