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[video] Stare into Jessica Alba's eyes

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  1. Faos

    Faos Contributing Member

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    Kinda reminds me of one of the POV movies I'm fond of.

    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zmzcKXsllWs&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zmzcKXsllWs&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
     
    #1 Faos, May 16, 2008
  2. Yaozer

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    I'm so tempted to click play... but is this one of those scare-you-off-your-chair thing?? cus I like having my volume on max at all times..
     
    #2 Yaozer, May 17, 2008
  3. Cannonball

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    It's not, trust me. I hate those things too. This really is just Alba engaging in a staring contest.
     
    #3 Cannonball, May 17, 2008
  4. Faos

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    It's the closest any of us will ever get to Alba acknowledging that we exist. I'm sure if you tried to look in her eyes in person you'd be met with a can of pepper spray.
     
    #4 Faos, May 17, 2008
  5. WhoMikeJames

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    Thats from IBeatYou. You basically compete with celebrities and others for random stuff.

    I know someone who could definitely compete with Steve Nash for this.

    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TMP3TVHhpFE&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TMP3TVHhpFE&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
     
    #5 WhoMikeJames, May 17, 2008
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    I love her.
     
    #6 rezdawg, May 17, 2008
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    Cash Warren is creative, not really

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    http://theblemish.com/2008/03/cash-warren-is-creative-not-really/

    In what may be news to some, Cash Warren has a social networking site called IBeatYou.com where people go to beat each other [off]. *Snicker* To promote it he made a lip dub video and convinced his pregnant girlfriend Jessica Alba to appear in the video. Not surprisingly, this pales in comparison to the time he convinced Jessica Alba to let him stick his penis in her.

    :D @ bolded part
     
    #7 rockmanslim, May 17, 2008
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    certainly no one from the rockets. :D
     
    #8 LFE171, May 17, 2008
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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    She looks more like Sam Cassell than I ever wish I had realized. :(
     
    #9 B-Bob, May 17, 2008
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    I'm not sure what the point of that was. A stare contest that barely lasted a minute?
     
    #10 Surfguy, May 17, 2008
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    Didn't Matt Bullard win some kind of Pop-a-shot championship one time? He could destroy Nash at free throws in a minute.
     
    #11 weslinder, May 17, 2008
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    Nothing like having Jessica Alba stare at you while you masturbate, makes you feel like a star.
     
    #12 bladeage, May 17, 2008
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    Not depressed anymore huh? :eek:
     
    #13 v3.0, May 17, 2008
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    I think the stare was a challenge from Baron Davis, he also called out Kevjumba(The kid he played wastepaper basket with). If anyone is intrested go to www.ibeatyou.com/jay_eh that's Jessica Alba's profile
     
    #14 StaticC4, May 17, 2008
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    I wish I could stare at her "other" set of eyes..

    :eek: :cool:
     
    #15 Yaozer, May 17, 2008
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    What is she, a spider?
     
    #16 bladeage, May 17, 2008
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    Actually I think she's more of a fox ;)
     
    #17 Yaozer, May 17, 2008
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    Well hell, this is why she's just sitting there...She can't believe she married this dude....

    Jessica gets married

    I still thinks she's very beautiful...When she gets divorced, I'll be there to pick up the pieces...
     
    #18 rrj_gamz, May 21, 2008
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