So I got a bonus at work yesterday. I decided to spend part of it on a blu-ray player. I went to Best Buy and bought a Playstation 3 and 4 movies. After I checked out Roger Clemens was walking out of the store. I am a huge Clemens fan and don't care what you think of him. Said, "Hey Rocket! See ya around!" It was all I could think to say. Then we went and ate at Quiznos. I got the Perppercorn Steak Sandwich. Hot damn it was good. Jelafied Lunch.
I had a cool lunch, too. I went to a little barbecue place called Nick's Pit, and they were packed and running slow. I struck up a really nice conversation with a really sweet lady who works for TYC and seems to be an angel while waiting for my food. She had on a Roger Clemens jersey. (Yep, that's the only similarity, and only reason I posted it.)
For lunch, I went to Freebirds, had a monster burrito, and made fun of all the tourists around. now that was a very cool lunch.
I had a cool lunch today where I had a nice juicy steak and a wonderful BJ from my girl......it was great!
Clemens went to Quiznos w/ you? That's like the Shaq story where he hitched a ride in that dude's Honda in return for some pictures w/ him. Did Clemens come back to your place to play some PS3?
Clemens did not go to Quiznos. He was walking out of Best Buy. He nodded and waved at me. He got into his huge hummer and drove off. He was wearing a UT white polo and a UT cap. I could tell it was him without seeing his face. Then when I did see his face, I noticed he has that gay-ass bleached blonde thing going on under his hat. I still love him though. He is so jelafied.
My lunch was aight...We went to an all you can eat sushi buffet...pretty cool...They have this conveyor belt thing going on and you just pick up plates and chow down... After that, I took a big ole' hairy dump... That's what I call a good lunch...
cool story. i actually saw roger running in memorial park with someone (no it was not mcnamee) look, the guy's a cheater. i didnt even want to say hi when i ran past him. he prolly was all HGH'ed out and woulda kicked my ass if i said anything to him.
damn it dude I had just taken a bite of this brownie someone had brought up to the office. Now I can't even eat it - thanks a lot haha $KO40A$
Hey, I did what I could: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jelafied (This is a copy + paste from a post from someone about what jelafied may or may not mean)
