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Versus Movies

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Iron McFist, Jul 18, 2002.

  1. Iron McFist

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    Now that they're coming out with "versus movies" such as Aliens vs. Predators and Freedy vs. Jason, what else would you like to see? They'll never make any of these, but yeah:

    • Star Wars vs. Star Trek

      To end all debates. This would be huge. I can see it now, a movie with no plot, just to showcase galactical hijinks and bad-ass special effects. The Borg vs. The Sith, Enterprise racing the Millenium Falcon, Natalie Portman and Jeri Ryan.. *ahem*... Deep Space Nine and the Death Star, C3P0 opening up a can on Mr. Data, Klingon-Wookie death match.
    • RoboCop vs. Terminator

      Two badass, nearly indestructible robots with catchy.. catch phrases in all-out carnage. Rock on.
     
  2. RunninRaven

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    Happy Gilmore vs. Ace Ventura

    Ace Ventura's odd physical style would confuse Happy for a bit, but the hockey instinct would kick in eventually, and he would surely make Ace his b****. Happy's weilding of his golf clubs would cancel out any control Ace might have over animals, and the subsequent attacks therein.

    Lara Croft vs. Erin Brockovich

    The battle of the big-lips. Do we really care who wins this fight? Bonus points awarded to the one who rips the most clothing off the other.

    Wolverine from X-Men vs. Blade

    This is a tough one, but I guess since Snipes is a vampire, sort of, he would get the edge even though I think Wolverine has a slightly better bad ass attitude. Regardless, there will be lots of metal clashing together to get that good ol' testosterone flowing!

    Frodo Baggins vs. Lil Bow Wow

    Most would think that Bow Wow would win this fight because he plays basketball and would be in good shape, right? Well, that may be true, but what most people don't know is that Bow Wow is half Orc, which means that Frodo's Orc Cleaver would slice him to mince meat like it ain't no thang! Lil Bow Wow will be reduced to Puppy Chow Chow in no time flat. Mmmmm....steaky!
     
  3. jlaw718

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    Karl from "Sling Blade" vs. Forrest Gump

    Happy Gillmore vs. The Water Boy (Sandler in a dual role)

    Keanu Reeves vs. Rambo
    (Just so I can see Keanu get his arse kicked...)


    Bonus:

    A Whose the Better Thief match-up between Connery in "Entrapment" and Brosnan in "'The Thomas Crowne Affair"....hey, I wouldn't mind seeing CZJ and Rene Russo go at it as well, but that's another thread...;)
     
  4. Sonny

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    How about:


    The Simpsons vs South Park

    Real World vs Big Brother vs Survivor (triple threat)

    X-Files vs CSI

    Rush Hour vs Lethal Weapon

    The host of The Weakest Link vs Regis from the Millionaire show

    Men in Black vs 007
     
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    Dexter and Dee Dee VS The Power Puff Girls
     
  6. mr_gootan

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    Austin Powers vs Another Brother

    A movie about Alias vs Dark Angel

    Jet "The One" Li vs Keanu "Neo" Reeves

    Queen of the Damned vs Blade/Buffy
     
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    The Wizard of Oz vs. Gandalf

    Lil Bow Wow vs. Gary Coleman

    Kevin Costner's Robin Hood vs. Erol Flynn's Robin Hood
     
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    Police Academy (w/ Guttenburg this time) vs. Training Day
    Rambo vs. Commando
    Hackers vs. Tron ("Crash" vs. Flynn for best hacker)
    The Secret of Nimh vs. Stuart Little (vs. The Littles)
    Harry Potter vs. Final Fantasy (the game, not the movie)
    Indiana Jones vs. Tomb Raider
    Jaws vs. Deep Blue Sea vs. Leviathan vs. Deep Star Six vs. Deep Rising vs. The Abyss (a balls out, action melee!)
    Mortal Kombat vs. a tag team of Jet Li, Ziyi Zhang, and Jackie Chan
    Gremlins vs. Critters (with bonus appearance by Ghoulies)
    Steel Magnolias vs. the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (battle royale!)
    Corey Haim vs. Corey Feldman ("This time, we finish it!")
    Wing Commander vs. The Last Starfighter (Xur is back!)
    Nightmare on Elm Street vs. Hellraiser (Freddie vs. Pinhead)
    "The Wolverines" from Red Dawn vs. Wargames
    E.T. vs. Lilo and Stitch
    Battlefield Earth vs. Wild Wild West (for worst movie of all time shootout)
    Waterworld vs. The Postman
    Godzilla vs. Reign of Fire
    Labyrinth vs. Legend
    TMNT vs. the Powerpuff Girls
    Any Given Sunday vs. The Last Boy Scout
    Die Hard vs. MacGyver
    007 vs. True Lies
    Top Gun vs. Firefox (nah, Eastwood is too old)
    Bull Durham vs. Major League (special guest appearance by Roy Hobbs from the Natural...)
     
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    Them! vs. Godzilla
    Japanese Godzilla vs. American Godzilla
    Thundercats vs. Masters of the Universe(animated)
     

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