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I normally agree with you but

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation

 

Thanks, glynch, for your great story on how rich countries have good credit ratings. After the break, you'll bring us ground-breaking coverage on the Pope's religion, and where bears ****. You won't want to miss this.

 

What's really important to know is that, at some point in his life, the Pope has shat in the woods.

 

So then just make Greece and Italy have socialized medicine (if they dont already have it).

That should solve the Euro crisis.

 

Even if that weren't the case, who wants to go their whole life with a sword hanging over their head? A strong social safety net is essential to any civilization.

 

This bit of entirely sound logic coming from the guy who claims everybody else's logic is flawed.

 

All first world countries have socialized medicine except the United States.

But America must be the only country in the world doing medicare correctly, right? This is reflected in our costs and quality of care, right? AMURRICAAAAA!!!

 

Well, obviously since the US don't have a AAA rating, we can't afford socialized medicine.

 

Anyone else come in here thinking it was for the film "The Usual Suspects"?

Me neither...

 

Also, countries with a Queen as the lead Monarch have a AAA bond rating.

 

I'm waiting for the man to shat is his hat, or at least shard his robe.