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[URINALS] Would you use a public urinal.... in PUBLIC?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ToyCen428, Apr 22, 2008.

  1. ToyCen428

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    lol This would be a last resort. Actually no, I'd go behind a bush before going in this.
     
  2. Blake

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  3. ToyCen428

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    SPS translates into what?
     
  4. Blake

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    small penis syndrome? :p
     
  5. Jugdish

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    Why am I so pee-shy?

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    Reference difficulty: 10/10
     
  6. kikimama

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    and where can you wash your hands after using this? sick.
     
  7. RoxSqaud

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    Id use it............No need to be ashamed.........

    But they shouldnt have them in like mid day traffic busy people walking public........Maybe at sixflags or something
     
  8. Rox_fan_here

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    Dude, people here in Latin America piss all over the streets like animals sober and during the day!!!

    Sickening
     
  9. hooroo

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    if there's no place to wash my hands i'd rather use the bushes.
     
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    I've never really understood washing your hands after doing number 1 in a urinal.. I wanted to start a thread about this, but then again, we're under the "let's clean up this forum a bit" policy..

    to clear things out, I actually wash my hands after I do a number 1 in a urinal, but no because I believe it's the right thing, but because everyone thinks that if you don't, you're sick/nasty...etc..

    so back to the subject at hand: when you pee in a urinal, you unzip your pants and let your johnson pop out without actually touching it with your hands (that's provided you're wearing boxers with a pee-pee opening).. then, you do your thing, let it back in (again, without touching it) and close the zipper..so technically, your hands weren't exposed to your male anatomical part and hence there's no need to wash them..

    now, why in god's name is it common knowledge that one must wash his hands after a casual number 1 in a urinal? :eek:
     
  11. Gutter Snipe

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    Clearly your stream lacks power, hence no splash-back for you? Personally I like to get a grip and direct the action anyway. ;)
     
  12. WWR

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    I'd use it with no problem.
     
  13. TexasFight

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    You must have a small stub of a wee wee that can be exposed from your boxers and aim straight into the urinal...

    My long schlong needs to be lifted and aimed into the urinal, or i'd piss on the ground... thus I need to touch myself and wash afterwards to be polite to those I'll shake hands with for the rest of the day.
     
  14. peleincubus

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    wow.......
     
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    I myself am in a predicament, if I use a urinal I have to stand about 3 feet away from it or else my johnson would touch the inside of the urinal.
     
  16. firecat

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    I completely agree. I only wash my hands if people are there and I don't want them to think I'm gross. Or if something happens where something actually dirties my hands.

    Ps- I have a little thing so I don't have to worry about aiming the hose to keep it from spraying the floor or getting caught in the plumbing like you other guys.
     
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    "I wash my hands *before* I touch my dick." -- Don King
     
  18. The_Yoyo

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    dude seriously if i need to pee i pee urinal or no urinal outside its one of the privileges of being a guy.

    my dad called it watering nature growing up
     
  19. junglerules

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    Is that the movie "Waiting," or whatever it's called? I seem to remember someone having a phobia of peeing and I think it's in that movie.
     
  20. Cannonball

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    I take showers, I wash my entire body. So when I go to take a piss, it's not like my dick is any dirtier than any other piece of skin on my body. Actually, since my **** isn't constantly exposed and coming into contact with anything except my boxers, I'd say it's actually cleaner than something like my elbows. And now that I think more about it, I should be more worried about my hands getting my penis dirty rather than my johnson getting my fingers dirty. I should actually be washing my schlong in the sink when I finish urinating, not my hands.
     

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