I'm sitting in my Economic class hearing a lecture about things to invest in for the future and started talking about desalination plants which turn salt water into drinking water. Well right as we started to get into that discussion I hear this come from the right of me..... My eyes immediately bulge and I stare at this guy with initial thought of Safe for Work Spoiler Fu***** Alien After the aftershock I figured out that he was just a complete moron but he was completely serious. My question for Clutchfans is, what is the crazy thing you have ever heard somebody say when they were serious?
There are some people in the GARM who think Yao Ming is going to play 82 games this year. Last year's injury is going to have no lingering effects whatsoever on the rest of his career. We're going to roll over the lakers and heat on the way to an easy championship. And that if you don't believe that, you are not a true Rockets fan.
At the beginning of every semester and almost every class after the syllabus has been passed out, there's some idiot who asks, "How many papers do we have to write?" or "How many pages are required?"
Yeah going to a junior college before transferring has it's downfalls, but not being in major debt after I get out of college will be such a good feeling.
In Subway I heard a customer and employee have a discussion about if roast beef was beef or pork. Somebody had told the customer it was pork and the employee wasn't sure, but could call another store to find out.
I was sitting at Buffalo Wild Wings when I heard... 16 or 17 year old girl: "Dad, how do you spell restaurant?" (as she stares at her phone trying to type it out) Her dad: "R-E-S-T-R-A-N-T." Girl: "Oh, I knew I was close." I wanted to die.
LOL that's hilarious. When I was in school I had this student next to me that asked the teacher during a lecture to be more "pacific" about the subject. This other student who I never heard say a word the whole year turns to her immediately with a quasi disgusted look on his face and says "I think you meant "specific" - "Pacific" is the worlds largest ocean" I almost feel out of my chair the class erupted in laughter for at least 2 minutes straight.
LMAO that is hilarious. Especially if english was her first language. If its her second, then I'd understand the mistake.
I went to Catholic school from K-8th. In 7th and 8th grade we would have two weeks of sex ed during our religion period. So one day in the middle of those two weeks in our science class we were reviewing for a test. The teacher would state the definition and we would have to raise our hands and say the word. Well this time it was "any living thing." One guy raised his hand an honest to god said "That is easy, orgasm." The class erupted in laughter. He didn't get it until someone whispered to him. He turned red. Poor Thomas Brown. Confusing orgasm for organism could have happened to anyone.
I think the confusion here is.... Some Subway meats are turkey-based. For example, the Subway "Cold Cut Combo" is ham salami and bologna.....but they're all turkey-based, which means they're flavored turkey. So, just because it says "ham" doesn't mean that it's pork.
