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UH oh, DUKE is failing POITRY class.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LHutz, Aug 14, 2000.

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  1. LHutz

    LHutz Member

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    This sucks!!! DUKE gots his second poem back from the POETRY class, IT was also a F. DAMN NATION! My profesor thinks he's so smart just because he never forgets to zip up his fly after doing NUMBER ONE. He wrote Lionel, I have asked you to consider more appropriate topics about which to write. Not only is this poem quite unoriginal, but the subject matter is again very offensive. You have failed both assignments and you will continue to fail unless you stop the vulgarity!"

    OK, fine, NO MORE VULGATY from DUKE in his poems. See what you think about DUKE's NUMBER THREE POEM?

    Running Waters

    When DUKE was just a little boy
    Around the age of eight
    He liked to have a dream each night
    Of rivers, streams, and lakes

    The water, how it flowed and surged!
    Raging currents gushed!
    DUKE would wake a happy boy
    Thinking of the water's rush

    But one night when DUKE dreamt his dream
    He awoke feeling sad instead
    The water had rushed and flowed, all right--
    DUKE had wet his bed!!!!

    The sheets went in the hamper
    And the mattress turned on its back
    With the evidence tucked away
    DUKE would not be catched!!!

    DUKE never had his dream again
    Of rivers, lakes or streams
    In fact DUKE never woke up soaked again
    Well, until he turned thirteen.


    DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE!!




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  2. BobFinn*

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    Ummm...Duke, who wrote that poem for you? There are no spelling mistakes.

    If that doesn't get you an A, nothing will [​IMG]

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  3. IROC it

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    Duke, ever heard of "waxing poetic?"

    Wax is more poetic.

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  4. dc sports

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    OK Lhutz, against my better judgment, I'm going to help you out. [​IMG]

    There's a famous poet named Allen Ginsberg (1926-1997). In fact, he's one of the most famous poets in recent history. Ginsberg's writing has actually been compared to Thoreau, Emerson and Whitman.

    Ginsberg was the author of an epic poem called Howl and America which are studied in numerous college literature classes. He wrote numerous other books and publications. Some of his favorite subjects dealt with war, including the Cold War, the Nazi death camps and Viet Nam.

    Ginsberg also advocated the use of illicit drugs (mar1juana was one of his favorites), and claimed that he wrote many of his best works while he was under the influence.

    What you might appreciate is that Ginsberg was also criticized for being crude and vulgar. In fact, many of his writings were considered controversial and even obscene. Lawrence Ferlinghetti, the owner of a book store, had public readings of the Howl, which resulted in his arrest on obscenity charges. People objected to his graphic sexual language and subjects such as narcotics and homosexuality.

    One of his most famous poems, America, pretty much insults everyone. Another book was criticized for it's overuse of a term used to describe part of the female anatomy -- 20 times in a single poem.

    I'm not a fan of this guy's work, but I think, considering your line of poetry, you might appreciate it. Also, it could be an author you could point to as an influence -- and an example of someone who was vulgar, and a very successful and revered poet.

    Info on Ginsberg -- http://www.rooknet.com/beatpage/writers/ginsberg.html
    "America" -- http://www.rooknet.com/beatpage/writers/ginsberg.html#america
    "Howl" -- http://www.rooknet.com/beatpage/writers/ginsberg.html#howl

    Some Criticism of Ginsberg: http://faculty.rmwc.edu/ontheroad/_discginsberg/00000027.htm http://faculty.rmwc.edu/ontheroad/_discginsberg/00000036.htm

    CNN Story -- http://www.cnn.com/US/9704/05/ginsberg/
    Collection of his work -- http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/1281/poetry.html
    Ginsberg's FBI File -- http://www.english.upenn.edu/~afilreis/50s/ginsberg-fbi.html

    Here's an interesting site I stumbled across -- you can get public critique's of your poetry, and win prizes! http://thepoeticlink.com/

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  5. RocketsPimp

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  6. dc sports

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    I called and checked. [​IMG]

    "The FBI maintains a policy that we will not comment on an ongoing investigation."

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  7. dc sports

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    Duke, did you look up Ginsberg? I figured you would enjoy his stuff.

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  8. Hydra

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    Can't get enough of those DUKE poems.

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