After watching him a few days this week on Kimmel, they need him as the PERMENANT co-host!!! Yesterday's episode was abosutlely the funniest hours I have ever watched on late night. Kimmel summed it up best, "I dont think we will top that, lets just cancel the show!". Really funny stuff. Here are some highlights from last nights (04/03) episode: The guest for the night was Marlon Wayans and Ali Landry. Before they came out, Tyson and Kimmel did a segment where they both sucked down helium and talked to each other. Kimmel asked "So, whats the most women you have slept with in one night?". Tyson responded "Including your mother?", and Kimmel responded "Don't talk about my mother!". Then when Marlon came out, they asked how many siblings he had, and he said like 10 including himself. Tyson butted in saying "I have met his mom, and she is not some women you'd like to F**K!". Everybody DIED laughing. Then when Ali Landry came out, both Marlon and Tyson were sitting as far away as they could cause they were shy and were waving at her from afar. Then Tyson busted out the kareoke singing to Ali, which was just flat out the funniest moment in television history! Kimmel is getting good all of sudden, but its because of the guests host he has been having.
imo Kimmel's the funniest late night host. Just too bad it comes on at 1 AM here. I'd trade Kimmel at 11:30 PM for Conan.
Forgot to add above, I have much more respect for Tyson after watching him on Kimmel. If he is like that in real life, he would be someone I would hangout with. I admit some of the things he said were NOT that funny, but the ones that were, beats some of the material most comedians have today. He seems like a cool person to hang around with and just joke around all night.
i have watched jimmy kimmel's show for about a total of 25 minutes and about 15 of those were last night. tyson with his little gremlin's imitation was epic. when he did it a second time me and my roommate were dying. luckily we have a DVR so we can rewind. watched it about 5 times. unfortunately i did not get to see the marlon stuff. tyson just needs like a daily 15 minute show. anything more and he wouldn't have enough material, any less and we couldn't appreciate his genius. as for kimmel's show. well it seems to blow really really hard. man show was good, this show is not. adam corolla is the comedic genius in that group. wish i still listened to loveline, he was great on there.
OH MY GOD! I WATCHED KIMMEL FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT AND IT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE *EVER* SEEN!!!! I totally felt sorry for that guy from Alias tonight, Kimmel and Tyson were all over the place. When Tyson was talking about that chick and how she needed to be with a "Big Black Buck" like him, I about died. Then whenever Kimmel asked the dude from Alias what he thought the first time he saw Jennifer Garner the guy was like "oh I'm not even sure I remember..." and then Tyson goes "you mean you didnt think MAN I WANNA HIT THAT!?!" and did this little punch into his own first. That was GREAT!! The ABC affiliate that we get here at my dorm doesnt show Kimmel, the only reason I got to see it tonight is because a friend of mine has DirecTV, but man I'll be hanging over at his house late at night a lot more. BTW, did anyone hear that daylights savings time joke that Kimmel pulled on Michael Buffer?! Kimmel was asking people about why they started daylights savings time, and no one really knew, then he asked Buffer (he was the guest announcer) and Buffer went on about how it was to give the farmers more daylight...Well, Kimmel interrupted him mid-sentence and went "NO, Buffer, I think they started it to keep you out of the tanning bed one less hour!" (Buffer was really really tanned). You should have seen the look on Buffer's face, it was classic.
Kimmel: "Mike, I'm pregnant now. Will you do the right thing?"...Tyson tackling Kimmel was hilarious. Anyone know why Tyson keeps bringing up Shannon Doherty? Dammit I need DVR.
Mike: "How many kids do you have?" Alias guy: "None" Mike: "How old are you?" Alias guy: "Too old. 34" Mike: "Man you gonna be shootin blanks"
Smokey, did you get the impression that the guy from Alias they were interviewing was TOTALLY pissed? man, I was LOL the whole time...I wouldn't blame him if he were totally pissed. I've heard that Kimmel has had a hard time getting good guests, and I know why now...He totally trashes them, but thats what makes this show so funny!
I don't think he was pissed, but I don't think he was happy either. I've heard the samething. Mike Tyson was the greatest co-host ever. I liked him better than Snoop who I really liked. But I'd hate for Kimmel to get a permanent co-host because the co-host's popularity would fall faster than Ozzy's in Osbournes II.
I agree with you Smokey on the co-host thing. But like Kimmel said, I dont think they can ever top that, we'll see. He has had some interesting guests once in awhile but I usually watch just because of the co-host. Will be interesting to see who he brings in next.
Tyson is definitely a funny guy. Im impressed with him. Kimmel should ask him to come back at a later date and be the Co-host again.
What sealed the deal was when Tyson talked about owning a thousand pet pigeons. I laughed for quite a while after hearing that.
I saw the Kimmel show when he had Marlon Wayans and Ali Landry as guests, and I was laughing my a$$ off. I about died when he was talking to Ali, Marlon, and Kimmel about the boxing promoters asking him what he wanted before a fight ... Tyson Explaining Boxing Promoters - "Mike, what do you want out of this?" Mike Tyson - "To have sex with as many white women as possible."
