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[TRAVEL] Looks like I'm moving to Wales

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Aug 28, 2013.

  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    I am not one to report on celebrities, but for this lovely and most attractive lady I will break my own rules... and will let you know that it looks like I am moving to WALES because my destiny and long-awaited dream (otherwise known as The-Saga-of-SwoLy-marrying-Catherine) is about to be fulfilled... Rep: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michael Douglas Separate

    My DAY has come. Please someone tell Mrs. SwoLy I won't return until I can find a house in UTAH where I can have two wives! :cool:

    You all thought y'all could get rid of me? Not so fast, gents! :grin: I shall return triumphant and a new Mrs. SwoLy Zeta-Jones will arise.
     
  2. Johndoe804

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    **** England, man! That place seems to be a dreary rainy place that's ran like a police state.
     
  3. hooroo

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    She gave him throat cancer, which triggered her bipolar disorder, and now Swoly-D has a chance :eek: :) :grin:

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/KX5jNnDMfxA?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  4. GRENDEL

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    Go get her man...

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  5. CrazyDave

    CrazyDave Contributing Member

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    Look, I don't know if your current wife is slim, but if hitching up to CZJ is considered moving to a whale, she must be petite.
     
  6. BamBam

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    Don't do it SwoLy, polygamy is not the answer! Don't be enthralled by her seductive charms! This folly will only lead you to a labyrinth of despair! Think of your wife, think of your kids, <del>think of your suegra</del>! Besides she only likes old, ugly rich guys so you know it will never last! Wake up Hermano, wake up...:cool:
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  7. leroy

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    Moving across the world to marry some bi-polar chick?

    Good luck with that.
     
  8. macalu

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    why? she's old already.
     
  9. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    Swoly, did you realize that if you live in Europe, all of your smilies will have monocles on them?
     
  10. Yonkers

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    "No, duh"

    - Kam
     
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    Don't forget to name your first kid Ydych yn breuddwydio.
     
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  12. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Come on Swoly we all know you have a hard on for Bale. He's leaving soon to Spain though.
     
  13. sammy

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    Your dream girl is bi-polar.
     
  14. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    It means she's down for runnin a train right?
     
  15. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    :grin: LOL @ smileys with monocles... (WINNER POST)

    adelman?????:confused:

    :mad: I'm done professionally with you.


    Bi-polar = TWICE the fun!

    For those of you that think I shouldn't be with her... and are hurting my feels:

    you guys stop making fun of her. I love her. :(
     
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    the girlie had a mustache.....

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    An American was traveling in the UK, when he happened to overhear two rather large women having a boisterous conversation. He listened to them for a few moments, and then asked, 'Pardon me, I really love your accents. Are you two ladies from this part of England?'

    The larger of the two said with a snarl, 'It's Wales, ya bloody Yank!'

    He replied, 'Oh, I'm very sorry. Are you two whales from this part of England?'


    he awoke from his coma about a week later..
     
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    ^ that's hilarious...

    Starts at :56 ... she sounds JUST LIKE HER... :grin:

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  20. Dgn1

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    Follow your heart SwoLy, travel across land and sea for her. All we ask is that you video and do a documentary Borat style.
    Good luck bro!
     

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