Well hell, not only do I start one thread after so long, but now I feel the need to start another one to share the hilaious Top 10 list Dave had last night..for those of you who don't watch Dave anymore or don't watch him period...here it is I especially love the top 3 ones... Top Ten Things Iraq's Information Minister Has To Say About The War 10. "We're pulling down the statues of Saddam to have them cleaned" 9. "Don't believe that stuff you see on CNN...or NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox or MSNBC" 8. "If you ask me who the winner is, it depends on what your definition of 'is' is" 7. "Iraqi television is off the air because we didn't want you to have to sit through 'Becker'" 6. "Do you know of any job openings for a lying weasel?" 5. "Wolf Blitzer and I are engaged" 4. "Iraqis are in the streets celebrating Cher's 40 fabulous years in show business" 3. "Incoming!" 2. "Saddam's not dead -- he's just out with a case of the shingles" 1. "War? What war?"
though funny, Star Wars geeks such as myself will point out that the Death Star WAS secure in episode IV, and the Imperial Army would have been victorious if Han Solo hadn't shot down Vader's tie fighter...In Return of the Jedi, the Death Star was blown up...what...TWO MINUTES after the shields went down? The rebel fleet would have been slaughtered if not for the ewoks... carry on...
Not to bring the humorous tone to this thread down, but has this guy said anything in the past 72 hours on TV? The fact that he hasn't makes me think Saddam may finally be dead. I'm assumming the only reason he would make those ridiculous comments was b/c Saddam was still alive and he knew that if he said anything else, he'd be killed by his boss. The fact that he's been quiet as of late makes me think: A. He's dead himself B. Saddam is dead and he no longer has any reason to go on TV and make silly statements that he knows are not true (just to save his life). Carry on with the mockery.
Jeez...this is turning into a FARK thread.. drapg, I think that Mr Info Minister must be dead or running for his life...no more of those deluded ramblings from him anymore.. "Americans are not in Bagdad" while the troops are just a mile or two away...yeah right..
No matter your stance or feelings about the War in Iraq, you have to admit one thing: That Iraqi Information Minister is hi-larious!
This was in the paper yesterday or the day before. The entire ministry of information disappeared overnight. The foreign reporters gathered together for their daily briefing, and none of the "minders" who monitor them showed up. Then they discovered that they can't find the Minister of Information. Something tells me he fled the coop.
