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Top 10 signs that Training Camps are open...Hilarious

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  1. randerson153

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    TOP 10: Signs NBA training camps are open
    BY DAYN PERRY
    Special to FOXSports.com

    10. Bong sales skyrocket in Portland and vicinity.
    9. Various NBA stars mull over rap careers just as various rap stars mull over NBA careers.

    8. Latrell Sprewell either chokes or punches someone who either yells at him or pukes on something he owns.

    7. LeBron James signs on to endorse Kobe's defense team.

    6. Damon Stoudamire's medium-security cell found empty.

    5. Ron Artest's padded cell found empty.

    4. Larry Brown simultaneously accepts and resigns from new job.

    3. Phil Jackson caught practicing his "pretending to coach" face in mirror.

    2. Something called the "Atlanta Hawks" shows up.

    1. Mark Cuban threatens to activate himself.
     
    #1 randerson153, Oct 2, 2003
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    It's not THAT funny...
     
    #2 A-Train, Oct 2, 2003
  3. randerson153

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    Geez, lighten up. Besides, I didn't ask for your opinion in the first place.
     
    #3 randerson153, Oct 2, 2003
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    Gee, I didn't know I needed your permission to give my opinion on something...please forgive me. It's not my fault that your standards for humor are so low...
     
    #4 A-Train, Oct 2, 2003
  5. randerson153

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    What an insult, shut up.
     
    #5 randerson153, Oct 2, 2003
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    Kick his ass, SeaBass!
     
    #6 mleahy999, Oct 2, 2003
  7. Kam

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    It really wasn't that funny.



    But those rebuttals were hilarious.
     
    #7 Kam, Oct 2, 2003
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    now that was funny
     
    #8 robbie380, Oct 2, 2003
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    Damn, what a riot.
     
    #9 HOOP-T, Oct 2, 2003
  10. GreenVegan76

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    That's pretty funny.

    Man, I'm pumped about basketball *finally* being here!
     
    #10 GreenVegan76, Oct 2, 2003
  11. GreenVegan76

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    LOL

    SEABASS: Are you going to eat that?
    HARRY: What that? No, yes, no, well, no, it, uhh, crossed my mind, yea.
     
    #11 GreenVegan76, Oct 2, 2003
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    #10 was funny
     
    #12 peleincubus, Oct 2, 2003
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    3. Phil Jackson caught practicing his "pretending to coach" face in mirror.

    Especially Funny.:D
     
    #13 Bookit, Oct 2, 2003
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    After I read number 10, I thought the list was going to be really funny. The rest of it was kinda blah. They should have put #10 as #1.
     
    #14 rezdawg, Oct 2, 2003
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    I agree. Number 10 was the only "funny" one.
     
    #15 Uprising, Oct 2, 2003
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