I've recently started using the Executive bathroom at work and to my surprise found out that they have Charmin double quilted versus the Scott's regulation thin that we use in the peon's bathroom. I have to say that I can't stand this damn soft quilt thing. first of all, it isn't as absorbant, so I have to wipe a good deal more than I normally do which actually increase the chaffage, thereby destorying whatever soft advantage you gain from the double quilting. Seocndly, the blasted thing leaves bits and pieces of tissue on the wiped area, which forces me to make a hard decission everytime I use it to pick or not to pick. I'm thinking of going back to the Peon bathroom but I'm not sure if I want to leave the privacy and magazine rack of the Executive bathroom.
Use your hand to wipe, then wipe it on the paper towl. That way, you can get your finger in there REALLY deep..
Seriously? This has to be the least manly thing I've ever read on this board. Please find another post that comes across less ghey than this one. Wet wipes should only be used if a diaper accompanies it.
my 82 year old grandpa uses wet wipes. Personally I am used to the grade-F quality toilet paper from dorm bathrooms, It makes using the double quilted feel so much better. You can't spoil yourself! It's like putting on your shoes with gel soles after wearing crappy bowling shoes. The sensation is exceptional.
so your definition of hetro is smelly bung hole? I go for wipes personally. edited My bad I just saw your board name, really you shouldn;t have to answer any questions. we all understand.
I usually buy the really expensive extra-soft Charmin with aloe, although I heard they're going to discontinue it. I hate thin, tissue-paperlike toilet paper. I have to use like 3 feet for each wipe. There are double-quilted brands that are stiff and wayyyy too thick, though. You gotta get it just right.
I'm sorry but aloe on toilet paper is just plain disgusting, You never get that nice dry feeling with aloe. on the contrary, you may get a nice smelling pair of udnerwear but that greasy feeling never goes away.
Greasy? Seriously? I've never had that experience... The only difference I can tell with the aloe is it soothes the ******* quite nicely. Nothing worse than a pained anus.
How can it sooth something without being a little greasy? I tried once and just was very uncomfortable the whole day.
Well for those of you worried about what others think I guess maybe you have a point, but for a nice clean bungy hole...you gotta use the wipes. And a real man is one who goes for comfort and cleanliness no matter what others may think. I have gotten about 10 of my old college buddies to try wipes on a camping trip...and now....converts every one of them. Once you go wet you never go back to paper baby... DD
