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To My Fantasy Football Foes Tommorrow!

Discussion in 'Fantasy Sports' started by Major Malcontent, Dec 8, 2007.

  1. Major Malcontent

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    Try to keep up boys, its playoff time...you know when closers like me are separated from candy-asses like you. One playoff game and two more games where I can secure a playoff berth with a win.

    Its all over but the shouting, son. I've just come to take what's MINE. Again, its nothing personal...only business.

    Like Don Michael Corelone, I know you have your reasons for opposing me, I understand, I still have to put a bullet in your brain.

    Don't worry losers, I'll make sure your wives and children have bread...after I roast you like the sloppy pigs you are.

    14 weeks of work...and now you run into the juggernaut. It's unfortunate...but someone has to lose.

    I will now briefly entertain your useless pleas for mercy and your squealing like little girls.


    O.k sorry I know 9pm is early for a drunk post. Lock er' up if you must!
     
  2. BigSherv

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    Man you must have the world's smallest shlong.
     
  3. Major Malcontent

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    Nah I have a whopping 4.5 inches..I have read about smaller...even though I have never dated anyone who has seen one.

    BTW...I am guessing with BigSherv as your monicker you aren't exactly packing John Holmes down there.
     
  4. BigSherv

    BigSherv Member

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    I am just not that tall (5' 7"). People started calling me that in college when we played sports, video games, etc.
     
  5. Major Malcontent

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    Sure, I believe you :p
     
  6. Yaozer

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    I heard Enrique Iglesias was like a 3 incher or osmething. He admitted having a tiny tim down there.
     

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