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To fans of hip hop batles or anyone who wants to see shaq be DESTROYED.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Agent86, Jun 25, 2004.

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  1. Agent86

    Agent86 Member

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    Funny stuff :D :D

    Skillz - The Champ is Here

    Note: words in ( ) were bad words that I changed to a close enough word that does not disrespect this BBS

    VERSE 1
    Hot damn yo here we go again/
    Shaq picked a battle that we know he can't win/
    And you versus Skillz, that's a sad one/
    I'll kill your rap career, hah, as if you ever had one/
    And that's a shame son, you made five/
    Hip hop albums and I don't know a (person) that can name one/
    When you see me have nothing to say/
    Treat me like your lazy eye and start goin' the other way/
    And your eye give me the creeps, matter of fact/
    It don't even look lazy it's goin' to sleep/
    And I don't know why you started kid/
    Cause lyrically I'll slam your ass harder than Barkley did/
    And your team couldn't get the job done/
    Keep my name out yur mouth kid you don't want no problems/
    Take a step back clown I drop raps/
    Thats 7'3", plus they over 300 pounds/

    VERSE 2
    When these cats gonna learn/
    I be face to face, you swing on dudes when they back turned/
    So step to the rear/
    The only thing worse than your rappin is your actin' career/
    And those movies were eeewwwww/
    I'd go make a porno with Magic before I'd make Kazaam or Steal/
    Dog, you can't be for real, The Man of Steal/
    Gettin' his ass whooped by the man of Skillz/
    Ask Pharrell how we grind/
    Twizzle your ass down to VA (people) this world is mine/
    And you can blaze on that/
    Matter if fact, I'ma go to the mall now and piss in Radio Shack/
    You better stop it kid cause it's nothing/
    For me to drop you faster than Reebok did/
    The sad part is I tried to ignore you/
    Next time you wanna diss me, call me and I'll write the rhyme for you/

    VERSE 3
    Hold up, I ain't finished dude/
    You probably listen like "Damn you got a third verse too"/
    I got a million bars and you gettin' 'em all/
    Since you always complain about not gettin' the ball/
    They don't give it to you cause the reasult is foul/
    Stop cryin', I got two that you can get right now/
    You got dough but you still gon' lose/
    I got a hundred dollars, tell you what I'm gonna do/
    I'm gonna share it with your whole NBA crew/
    I'm goin' to K-Mart to get a thousand pair of your shoes/
    You're not smart by far/
    Plus I heard you did a movie and let them pay you with a car/
    You think you're nice but you're not/
    After hearin' this twice, lay down and get some Icey-Hot/
    Don't respond, just lay off/
    And spend the summer in your room watchin' tapes of the playoffs
     
    #1 Agent86, Jun 25, 2004
  2. Master Baiter

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    Lame
     
    #2 Master Baiter, Jun 25, 2004
  3. Mulder

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    werd to yo mutha / that crap really stunk.

    Much like Shaq's free throws / your rap is pure
    [​IMG]

    Glaven.
     
    #3 Mulder, Jun 25, 2004
  4. arkoe

    arkoe (ง'̀-'́)ง

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    Can I kill him for this?

    :p
     
    #4 arkoe, Jun 25, 2004
  5. drapg

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    Hold up, hold up/
    Who the hell you think you be/
    Dissin' on Shaq/
    When yo' rap is weak/
    You call yo'self Skillz cuz you think you on point/
    But I'll roll yo' short butt up and smoke you like a joint/
    I got three rings and all the accolades/
    What the hell you got/
    Yo momma's marmalade/
    I got more money than you can even dream/
    Cash rules everything around me... C.R.E.A.M./
    I get to play hoops everyday for mad cash/
    While you walk around yo momma's house/
    Scratchin' on yo rash/
    I got enough awards to fill Fort Knox/
    While yo' short butt look like you live in a box/
    Next time you want to step to Shaq/
    You better tighten yo' rhymez/
    Or I'll squeeze you in my drink/
    Just like a couple of limes.

    FIN.
     
    #5 drapg, Jun 25, 2004
  6. OmegaSupreme

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    now hol' up mr. member 3-5-8-4.
    what the hell was that? a clusterfock? nothing more?
    lemme tell you something else pretty please, furthermore.
    please don't rap ever-never-ever, never-ever-nevermore.



    pwn3d? :confused: ;)
     
    #6 OmegaSupreme, Jun 25, 2004
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  7. bnb

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    There once was a rapper named Drap
    Who posted his very best rap
    Omega piped up
    said yo' homey what's up
    Hey Drap that last rap was just crap.


    i am soooo far out of the loop when it comes to rap. :)
     
    #7 bnb, Jun 25, 2004
  8. dskillz

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    Stupid. I guess Skillz got props for that, but Shaq has millions. Which would you rather have?
     
    #8 dskillz, Jun 25, 2004
  9. drapg

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    Hey, what can I say? I don't have the "skillzzzzzzz"

    I'll refrain from rapping henceforth. :)
     
    #9 drapg, Jun 25, 2004
  10. fadeaway

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    I actually think that this rap is rather bad. The meter is poor and the rhyme scheme is way off in places. Also, none of the lyrics are particularly clever.
     
    #10 fadeaway, Jun 25, 2004
  11. bnb

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    In came fade with his take on the rhyme.
    Said "in all, was a waste of my time
    Not the flow nor the wit
    of that b-n-b bit
    Now *that* ditty was just mighty fine"

    :D
     
    #11 bnb, Jun 25, 2004
  12. Dr of Dunk

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    I smell a hit!
     
    #12 Dr of Dunk, Jun 25, 2004
  13. Agent86

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    I just said it was funny, like "drop you harder then Barkley did" and "Im gonna go to K-Mart and buy 1000 pairs of your shoes"
     
    #13 Agent86, Jun 25, 2004
  14. Master Baiter

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    Still lame.
     
    #14 Master Baiter, Jun 25, 2004
  15. moestavern19

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    I wonder if Skillz realizes that Shaq made more money on any one of those endorsments than he will in his life.
     
    #15 moestavern19, Jun 25, 2004
  16. NBAHOU713

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    that was wack.
     
    #16 NBAHOU713, Jun 25, 2004
  17. Life2Def

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    Skillz could of came harder than that but what the hell is he battling shaq for? Even though shaq dissed him but why battle shaq?
     
    #17 Life2Def, Jun 25, 2004
  18. Lil Pun

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    When Shaq raps or acts he destroys himself, no help needed.
     
    #18 Lil Pun, Jun 25, 2004
  19. ima_drummer2k

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    :D Classic!! and true
     
    #19 ima_drummer2k, Jun 25, 2004
  20. Texas Stoke

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    that is wack,
    let the real Mac,
    show ya how it's done,
    listen up cause i've already begun
    and i'm lifting off like a rocket
    oops, there went yer eyesocket,
    my ryhmes shoot out like flames
    all witness their fame
    so don't be a shame
    some minds are shocked
    some limbs go lame
    and the pretty dames just a scrame
    on and on my ryhmes flow
    till someone wants to battle
    then i break out the paddle
    and have you screaming like a chicken
    and not the kind that's finger lickin'
    oh, whoa,
    now you say you don't want to go,
    your a peaceful rapper and you don't want this mess,
    Then let me suggest,
    you slap on your corduroys and best blue vest,
    and take your ass to the Lebowski Fest,
    and if you see the dude, give him my best
    what i said, was all in jest


    peace...im out...biatch.
     
    #20 Texas Stoke, Jun 25, 2004
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