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To all women: Do you hate the dangling wires from your mp3 player?

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  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    If you answered "yes," you might want to consider this...

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html?menu=

    Musical breast implants

    Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

    One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

    BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

    BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

    According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

    The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.
     
  2. Drexlerfan22

    Drexlerfan22 Member

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    That's definitely the first time I've heard breast implants described as "decorative." "Aesthetic," maybe, but never "decorative."
     
  3. pirc1

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    Where do man store their wires? :rolleyes:
     
  4. SwoLy-D

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    I'd like to see the RECHARGING DOCK ;)
     
  5. weakfromtoday

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    ...In 15 years???

    We might have bluetooth built into are freaking ears by then.
     

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