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To All Single Men: Your Prayers Have Finally Been Answered!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kwik_e_mart, Dec 13, 2004.

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  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    Just like the Boyfriend Arm Pillow, which was posted on clutch bbs a few months ago, the Girlfriend Lap Pillow will provide the same relief for men!

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...0041213/od_afp/afplifestylejapan_041213170727

    Japanese men rest weary heads on women's laps -- made of foam

    1 hour, 32 minutes ago Offbeat - AFP

    TOKYO (AFP) - Japanese men who want to rest their weary heads this Christmas season are finding comfort in the lap of a woman -- made of foam.

    The torso-less "lap pillow" stands upright like a small cushion and resembles a woman's legs in a miniskirt.

    "Single men find this soothing," said Mitsuo Takahashi of the seven-employee manufacturer Trane KK.

    "From the time people were kids, people have laid their heads on their mothers' laps to get their ears cleaned," he said. "This is made to be quite close to the real thing."

    So far the company has shipped about 3,000 of the sets of laps, which are retailing for 9,429 yen (90 dollars) including tax, Takahashi said.

    The healing goods are also selling well as gag gifts for New Year's parties, he said.
     
    #1 kwik_e_mart, Dec 13, 2004
  2. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    I swear to God, there is something in Japan's waters. They continually come up with the stupidest stuff - whether it be tv shows or gadgets. :)
     
    #2 Dr of Dunk, Dec 13, 2004
  3. Uprising

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    Those crazy Japanese....gotta love it.












    /Up is not racist
     
    #3 Uprising, Dec 13, 2004
  4. Rockets2K

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    noting that the Japanese seem to be a little crazy is in no way racist.....they are indeed a kooky bunch of people. ;)

    just look at anime
     
    #4 Rockets2K, Dec 13, 2004
  5. moestavern19

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    Probably a good invention... Those japanese women... they do not have big ass t*tties.
     
    #5 moestavern19, Dec 13, 2004
  6. Uprising

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    True true. Some crazy stuff.


    In other news.....
    1 more final to go baby! WHOOP! in three hours I am free!
     
    #6 Uprising, Dec 13, 2004
  7. Rockets2K

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    frickin outstanding bro...I feel ya on that.

    I finished my last final last week....man, what a relief!!
     
    #7 Rockets2K, Dec 13, 2004
  8. moestavern19

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    Tell me about it, writing up my last paper right now and then FFFFFFFFFFRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM
     
    #8 moestavern19, Dec 13, 2004
  9. RocketMan Tex

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    Foam woman's lap?!?!?

    No thanks...I prefer the real thing.
     
    #9 RocketMan Tex, Dec 13, 2004
  10. Uprising

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    :D :D :D

    Damn it feels good.

    EDIT: That I am almost done with my finals, not the lap. ;)
     
    #10 Uprising, Dec 13, 2004
  11. moestavern19

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    RM Tex opts for the Boyfriend Arm Pillow.
     
    #11 moestavern19, Dec 13, 2004
  12. meggoleggo

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    I've heard about this before.... Or maybe it was the upper half of the torso they've made a pillow out of... People and their fetishes I guess.
     
    #12 meggoleggo, Dec 13, 2004
  13. rrj_gamz

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    Sweet...I need one pronto...:p
     
    #13 rrj_gamz, Dec 13, 2004
  14. moestavern19

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    Maybe in Japan they can't tell the difference.
     
    #14 moestavern19, Dec 13, 2004
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    Damned Japanese, what was wrong with the original blow-up doll...?
     
    #15 BrianKagy, Dec 13, 2004
  16. RocketMan Tex

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    Well....not exactly....:D
     
    #16 RocketMan Tex, Dec 13, 2004
  17. KaiSeR SoZe

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    Anyone remember the pillow thing someone posted! :D

    This stuff is hilarious!
     
    #17 KaiSeR SoZe, Dec 13, 2004
  18. Toast

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    So ... what's under the miniskirt?
     
    #18 Toast, Dec 13, 2004
  19. Master Baiter

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    Salmon
     
    #19 Master Baiter, Dec 13, 2004
  20. SmeggySmeg

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    whales killed for scientific purposes
     
    #20 SmeggySmeg, Dec 13, 2004
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