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To All Single Men: Your Prayers Are Finally Answered!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kwik_e_mart, Aug 23, 2004.

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  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    #1 kwik_e_mart, Aug 23, 2004
  2. pariah

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    What about MBL?

    :D
     
    #2 pariah, Aug 23, 2004
  3. BrianKagy

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    Oh great, it'll be just like dating in high school again.

    Can you "virtually nail" her friends?

    I love the Japanese.
     
    #3 BrianKagy, Aug 23, 2004
  4. m_cable

    m_cable Member

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    Unbelieveable! Even pillows are getting more action that me.
     
    #4 m_cable, Aug 23, 2004
  5. moestavern19

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    Confucious say... For men without a partner, help may be at hand
     
    #5 moestavern19, Aug 23, 2004
  6. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    *sob* Just keep your head up high and be proud of yourself *sob*

    You can move to Japan perhaps... :D
     
    #6 kwik_e_mart, Aug 23, 2004
  7. AroundTheWorld

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    :D :D :D
     
    #7 AroundTheWorld, Aug 23, 2004
  8. Faos

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    Why do you have to be single to enjoy the services of a virtual woman? :(
     
    #8 Faos, Aug 23, 2004
  9. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    If the reaction you get is directly proportional to the cash you drop, wouldn't a hooker be a better investment than a virtual preteen Japanese schoolgirl on your cell phone. :)
     
    #9 StupidMoniker, Aug 23, 2004
  10. KaiSeR SoZe

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    The Japanese are really into this virtual stuff, but this is crazy! Not only do you have to pay monthly but you have to pay for "virtual" flowers and gifts! in the end you'll probably end up getting a "I love you" or something to that degree

    for m_cable:
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    ;)
     
    #10 KaiSeR SoZe, Aug 23, 2004
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  11. moestavern19

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    me love you long distance.
     
    #11 moestavern19, Aug 23, 2004
  12. plcmts17

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    LOL.... is there anything he didn't say?
     
    #12 plcmts17, Aug 23, 2004
  13. Puedlfor

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    What about the huuuuuuge . . . tracts of land?

    hah. Welcome to the real world.
     
    #13 Puedlfor, Aug 23, 2004
  14. Vengeance

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    Haha, it's like an online, female tamagotchi . . .

    But does she die if you don't pay enough attention to her?
     
    #14 Vengeance, Aug 23, 2004
  15. mateo

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    Morbid thought.....get one that looks like your girlfriend, ignore it, starve it, and then watch as she dies on your cell phone.

    Thats probably cheaper and easier to accomplish than the "find someone who looks just like your ex, f**k her, and dump her"
     
    #15 mateo, Aug 23, 2004
  16. MadMax

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    Yep...the answer to all of our senses of loneliness are right here in our computer. Yep. Just keep waiting. Any minute now. :rolleyes: :D
     
    #16 MadMax, Aug 24, 2004
  17. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    and just when you thought you had seen it all.............:confused:



    pued,

    nice Python reference...:D
     
    #17 Rockets2K, Aug 24, 2004
  18. RocketMan Tex

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    This is not the answer to my prayers.

    This is the visualization of a nightmare.
     
    #18 RocketMan Tex, Aug 24, 2004
  19. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Damn, thought we had the hologram for a minute there. Oh well. What happens if someone steals your girlfriend and then calls you on the cell phone to tell you he's bangin your virtual girlfriend right now and she likes it.
     
    #19 PhiSlammaJamma, Aug 24, 2004
  20. BrianKagy

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    This has already been covered on The New Twilight Zone... I caught a few episodes of this when HDNet was running a marathon a few weeks ago.
     
    #20 BrianKagy, Aug 24, 2004
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