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Time Machine: 93 Rockets warp into Lakers Game Tonight to help Yao

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tinman, Dec 16, 2006.

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  1. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    FOOLED YOU.
    ITS ABOUT FIVE BABY.
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    yes time machine poll. I have to think of something good to make me happy about what i just saw.

    Sam, Horry, Max, and Otis
    magically appear while Rafer and company get thrown back in the Davey Crockett era by accident.

    What happens tonight?
     
    #1 tinman, Dec 16, 2006
  2. steddinotayto

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    Are you saying that we can replace Yao's teammates with ones that actually have balls and can play under pressure??? Where do I sign the petition?
     
    #2 steddinotayto, Dec 16, 2006
  3. tinman

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    I just realized that Rafer got SCHOOLED by SMUSH PARKER!!

    Hell Kenny Smith would HAVE DUNKED ON SMUSH!!!

    This was one of the worst Rockets games I've seen. you KNEW we were going to lose cause NOBODY could make any shots or plays!!!

    We have 2 playmakers on this team and one of them is hurt. We signed someone who looks like BONZI WELLS, but more like BONBON WELLS.

    What the hell is up with JVG??? play the ROOKIES!! RUDY T PLAYED ROOKIES!! WE WON WITH ROOKIES!!
     
    #3 tinman, Dec 16, 2006
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    Kenny Smith (1993) 48% shooting

    Rafer Alston (this year) 37%
     
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    Otis Thorpe (1993) 14pts/game
    56% FG !!!
     
    #5 tinman, Dec 16, 2006
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    There will never be another Otis Thorpe. He was a one in a billion player. The absolute perfect complement to Dream.
     
    #6 steddinotayto, Dec 16, 2006
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    Believe it or not, Vernon Maxwell would probably have done about as good a job on Kobe as Shane did. He always got a huge chip on his shoulder going into games against Jordan. In additon, Max would have dropped some points on them for sure too.
     
    #7 ClutchCityReturns, Dec 16, 2006
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    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bqRjFYoHfXc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bqRjFYoHfXc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
     
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    Forget the Lakers! We probably go 82-0!
     
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  10. tinman

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    what would freak people out would be two angry players wearing #11 and yelling out F bombs!!
     
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    The only person voted for Rockets lose is probably a Faker fan. :D
     
    #11 warbirdzone, Dec 16, 2006
  12. tinman

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    I could put up a poll asking if the World was round, someone would say no.
     
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    holy hell! Then we will be the greatest team ever!
     
    #13 big11, Dec 16, 2006
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    i'd be that "someone"
     
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    It wouldn't even have been close. We'd lead by 30 pts with 6 minutes remaining in the game and then JVG cleared his bench.
     
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    Whoa...does the time portal include losing JVG and gaining Rudy T? Cuz if we still had JVG with Yao + 93 squad...I don't know. I'm sure we'd still win but not by a a huge margin. I doubt JVG would let who we had playing and making plays...play and make plays. I think there are several coaches out there who could do a lot more with our squad than JVG.
     
    #16 Junkyard Dog, Dec 16, 2006
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