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Time for a Name Change

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mr. Mooch, Dec 31, 2003.

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Name Me!

  1. Mr. Schmuck

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  2. Mr. Kosher

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  3. Mr. Matzah

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  4. JewMan

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  5. Mr. Spoon

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  6. Mr. Spoonie

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  7. Spoonie LUV

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  8. BBS is for Losers

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  9. Other - SPECIFY DAMNIT!

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  1. Mr. Mooch

    Mr. Mooch Contributing Member

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    As I said before, I feel violated; the head of my life was cut off.

    The Mooch is GONE.

    So now I need a new name.

    Here's a quick list of what I got so far; needless to say, I need a new name that expresses depth, wit, and thoughtfulness, not to mention a well-rounded feel.

    What'll it be?

    New User Name Rankings (no order yet; you get to rank)
    Mr. Schmuck
    Mr. Matzah
    Mr. JewMan
    AirSlamma
    Mr. Kosher
    Mr. Spoon
    Mr. Spoonie
    Mr. Spoonie Luv :D
    BBS is for Losers

    I need some more.:(
     
  2. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    How about... PhotoShopLifter.
     
  3. Kormelink3

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    Mr Weather
    Or just Clarence.
     
  4. fatman510

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    definitely mr. jewman
     
  5. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    Instead of spoonie luv, make it spoon luv, like in crank yankers with tracy morgan. :D
     
  6. Fatty FatBastard

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    Well......

    I've been called Poopy in other genres, but it is always up to you fraggle/vanilla/poshSpice/milli-vanill....


    I'm sorry. i truly credit everyone who likes to screw around with people..

    Get used to it.
     
  7. giddyup

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    KinkyFriedman
     
  8. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Take it from someone who has changed their name here before - DON'T DO IT!!!

    It seemed like the whole time I was "ComicBookGuy", I constantly had to tell people why I changed to that name. I got tired of doing that and just went back to my old name.

    But if you still want to go through with it, how about "Rothstein" or some other name that tells people you are Jewish?
     
  9. Harrisment

    Harrisment Member

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    Won't it be a little hard to change your name right now since registration is turned off?
     
  10. twhy77

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    Raspoontin
     
  11. A-Train

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    How about Mr. Never Should Have Named Himself After The Worst Basketball Player in NBA History In The First Place
     
  12. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    How about Mr MoochSux ? :D

    or

    Mr Minnie the Mooch

    or

    it really doesnt matter since new user reg is off...and getting Clutch to change your username is kinds like getting a consistent team win out of the Rockets.....really hard to do. :(
     
  13. rockHEAD

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    how about: SINCEMOOCHLEFTIHAVETOCHANGEMYNAME
     
  14. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    If you're looking to Judaism, as a fellow Jew, I'd suggest the following:

    Hebrew Hammer
    Mr. Mitvah
    Mr. Mashugana
    Goy Toy
    Aveinu Malkeinu
    Dr. J (as in Jew)
    Air Maccabi
    Mr. V'ahavta
    HEB (although achebe may have a trademark on that one...)
    Jewchie Norris

    -or-

    ThereIsNoSpoon

    If you're gonna copy my name, it is IMPERATIVE that you somehow misspell Mooch. I'd suggest MooochSux or MoochySux.
     
  15. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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  16. A-Train

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    He has a point...Instead of changing your name, just put in your sig that you're a big Cab Calloway fan...

    Hidey Hidey Hidey Hi!!
     
  17. coma

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    Upon reviewing your posts and trying to find a name that fits your style, I've narrowed the list to two.

    ReachAround
    TozzedSalad <-- the z's give you that fresh flava that the kids today identify with.
     
  18. Rockets2K

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Isn't that what Mr. Hanky says??
     
  20. yipengzhao

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    HAHAHA.

    this is clearly the best one. but you have to keep the parentheses and everything. hahaha...
     

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