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Three guys come into my restroom and none of them tip me

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    I work as a restroom valet (pronounced with a hard "t", please). I work less than minimum wage, so rely heavily on tips.

    Three guys (Hispanic?) walk in with awkward looks at each other. One was actually peeping through the door to his stall at the other two. Was creeping me out. But I still offered each one a towel and my special hand soap.

    not one of them tipped me, nor said a word, completely ignoring me like I wasn't there.

    :mad:
     
    #1 heypartner, Apr 16, 2014
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    special handsoap?

    eww
     
    #4 apollo33, Apr 16, 2014
  5. justtxyank

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    Worse, he wants the tip from three guys in the bathroom.
     
    #5 justtxyank, Apr 16, 2014
  6. Dgn1

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    Hmm, I can't break the riddle. Strip club?
     
    #6 Dgn1, Apr 16, 2014
  7. Surfguy

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    Who is going start the next thread about being one of the three people?

    The valet was giving me weird looks...yada yada yada...he's now my butler.

    "heyp...pull the car around you...would you? I want to go to town."
     
    #7 Surfguy, Apr 16, 2014
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    this should be a play on Broadway
     
    #8 tehG l i d e, Apr 16, 2014
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    Revolving Stalls@ TUTS starring heyp
     
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    How many % do you guys tip in rest rooms?
     
    #12 Jontro, Apr 16, 2014
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    I usually don't give them anything, unless they place the paper towel directly in my hand without me looking at them. I then proceed to grab couple sticks of gum (one for me and one for my honey) and spray couple hits of fake cologne on my neck and walk away like a boss while shooting a fadeaway crumped dollar bill into their glass jar (it goes in swish). I'm baller like that.
     
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    Is my memory failing me again? Aren't you working in IT?
     
    #14 pirc1, Apr 16, 2014
  15. Shaud

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    I tip but I don't think they should be in there. I don't need someone to put soap in my hands and hand me paper towel.
     
    #15 Shaud, Apr 16, 2014
  16. A_3PO

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    I remember my first time using a public restroom in France. The "attendant" gave me an angry look as I left. Blew my mind when my brother explained why.

    Also remember a guy watering the sidewalk in Paris. Definitely couldn't live there.
     
    #16 A_3PO, Apr 16, 2014
  17. Felixthecat

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    I remember when the show palace had one of those dudes in their restroom. That dude was making $$$.
     
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    Oh, no... leave me out of it...
     
    #18 Hmm, Apr 16, 2014
  19. Supermac34

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    This makes me think of the Bathroom Attendant skit with Kevin Nealon from Saturday Night Live. I tried to find the video on Youtube, but gave up after about 10 seconds.
     
    #19 Supermac34, Apr 16, 2014
  20. Houstunna

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    Nice

    I usually tip a dollar.
     
    #20 Houstunna, Apr 16, 2014
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