This machine destroys EVERYTHING!

When I see a thread titled "This machine destroys EVERYTHING"....

...."I wonder if it can handle tampons" never crosses my mind.

 

If I had access to a machine like that I probably wouldn't own a single solid object by the end of the week.

 

Sweet!

 

I don't think it's possible for anyone to not be mesmerized by that. One thing that gets me is that they never show the cleanup for that which would probably take forever. You hope anyone who bought that off of the advertisement noticed they didn't do any glass (or ceramic?) products. Was a little anxious with the wood also, I guess you would probably want to keep those pieces pretty thin.

 

Spoiler

 

I lol'd when he put the tampons in, figured that was just some random s*** they had laying around... then when they put the maxipads in there, it started to get a little creepy.

 

Big animated gif, but totally worth it.

Spoiler

 

The have machines just like this to garble up hard drives at top secret computer facilities.

 

Anyone else think this thread was going to be about the government?

 

Can't you just get a really big magnet and turn off the AC? Or spill some Coke on it?

 

reminds me of the human shredding machine of Uday Hussein.

 

Giant fruit rollup at 3:21

 

This reminds me of two things:

(1) The Will it Blend? series.

(2) The Bagger 288.

 

I was waiting for some idiot hand to get stuck and pull into the grinder.

 

No, no, no. If you want to see some real shredding, go to SSI's website... they shred filing cabinets, refrigerators, cars, etc. Enjoy one of the many videos :

http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/


Goodbye VW :

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Gaear approves.

 

I worked at a company called Enserv a couple years back and they used a machine similar to this to shred medical waste. It was like 5 times bigger then this one. Is not as strong as you think. It would jam with things like big stacks of paper and metal hip joints. It really sucked everytime it jammed cause I would have to go in there amongst all the medical waste and unjamm it. Sigh... the things I'm willing to do for money.

 

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