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This is better than watching Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kwik_e_mart, Mar 14, 2006.

  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060314...eLtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--

    Now THERE'S a couple that knows how to fight!

    MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican couple were recovering separately after a marital spat got out of control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and hurling homemade bombs, Mexican daily Milenio said on Monday.

    In scenes taken straight out of hit romantic comedy "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Juan Espinosa and Irma Contreras fought until their house blew up in a homemade gasoline bomb explosion, Milenio said.

    Police called to the home in the indigenous Mayan Indian town of Oxkutzcab in the southeastern state of Yucatan arrested Espinosa. Contreras was taken to hospital with third-degree burns.

    A local police official confirmed the report but declined to provide further information.

    In the violence-filled movie about the fictional Smiths, Pitt and Jolie play married assassins ordered to kill each other.

    Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had suffered burns, while Contreras said she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight.
     
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    better than Mr and Mrs Smith? that's not saying much.
     
  3. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    At least this couple is going at each other for real!
     
  4. Two Sandwiches

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    This is probably the kinkiest story I've ever read.
     
  5. DarkHorse

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    It would be more fulfilling if they had laughed it off afterwards.
     
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  7. JuanValdez

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    It'd be funnier if the wife hadn't suffered terrible burns in a gasoline bomb explosion.
     
  8. Lynus302

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    This quote all by itself is damn funny, imo.
    :D
     

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