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Thirty Facts about Ryan Bowen

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    I'm tired of seeing facts about Chuck Norris. Let's try to get 30 facts about Ryan Bowen. no copies please :D

    1. Ryan Bowen looks like David Hasselhoff, that's why Dirk was happy to have him all over him last year int he playoffs, you know every German has a man crush on the Knight Rider.

    2. Ryan Bowen is responsible for making Bobby Sura faint.
     
    #1 hotballa, Jan 6, 2006
  2. pradaxpimp

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    i should roundhouse u through internet.
     
    #2 pradaxpimp, Jan 6, 2006
  3. hotballa

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    3. Only Ryan Bowen can prevent forest fires.
     
    #3 hotballa, Jan 6, 2006
  4. mleahy999

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    Drop kick you through the goal post.
     
    #4 mleahy999, Jan 6, 2006
  5. hotballa

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    4. Ryan Bowen is the actual creator of Flutie Flakes.
     
    #5 hotballa, Jan 6, 2006
  6. doboyz

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    Ryan Bowen once saw a pregnant lady. He played some defense and she delivered the baby right then. Ryan Bowen then roundhoused kick the baby.
     
    #6 doboyz, Jan 6, 2006
  7. Master Baiter

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    Ryan Bowen can suck a fart out of his own ass.
     
    #7 Master Baiter, Jan 6, 2006
  8. 3814

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    a hooker once hired ryan bowen...

    ...to defend her on the streets.
     
    #8 3814, Jan 6, 2006
  9. SamFisher

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    Ryan Bowen once beat up a bus. Because it looked at him.
     
    #9 SamFisher, Jan 6, 2006
  10. Mr. Mooch

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    What's the difference between Ryan Bowen and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...and I forget the rest but your mom's a w****!
     
    #10 Mr. Mooch, Jan 6, 2006
  11. Xenochimera

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    ryan bowen looks white
     
    #11 Xenochimera, Jan 6, 2006
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    Many people think Vince Young was quarterbacking the Texas Longhorns during the Rose Bowl last Wednesday night, but it was really Ryan Bowen.
     
    #12 RocketMan Tex, Jan 6, 2006
  13. doboyz

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    Ryan Bowen made a jumpshot. Houston is no longer the fattest city in America.
     
    #13 doboyz, Jan 6, 2006
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  14. Fatty FatBastard

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    Ryan Bowen ordered a Big Mac it Burger King, and got one.
     
    #14 Fatty FatBastard, Jan 6, 2006
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    "Hey, YOU. Yes, you... right there sitting in Congress passing laws... c'mere... can you play ball? OK. Then here's a Rockets' uniform and a ball... show me what you can do".... thus the defensive legend was born. End of story.

    Close this thread, please.
     
    #15 SwoLy-D, Jan 6, 2006
  16. pasox2

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    Ryan Bowen has pictures of JVG with Marv Albert.
     
    #16 pasox2, Jan 6, 2006
  17. macalu

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    Ryan Bowen saved me a bunch of money on my car insurance.
     
    #17 macalu, Jan 6, 2006
  18. Sishir Chang

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    Ryan Bowen's offensive skills are so powerful that on drives into the lane he would actually destroy the hardwood, his jumpers so fast they would exceed the speed of sound creating sonic booms that would deathen everyone in the arena and his dunks so strong that they would alter the tilt of the Earth.

    Therefore JVG has banned Ryan Bowen from scoring.
     
    #18 Sishir Chang, Jan 6, 2006
  19. hotballa

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    The guy who owns Holiday Inn Express stayed at Ryan Bowen's last night.
     
    #19 hotballa, Jan 6, 2006
  20. macalu

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    I am Ryan Bowen's consistently made 15 foot jumper.
     
    #20 macalu, Jan 6, 2006
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