Think you're a big George Michael fan? Guess Again.

m_cable · Sep 27, 2004

I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet. There are so many possibilities.

http://feeds.bignewsnetwork.com/?sid=83770cf09b09d59d

Stalker of Wham! singer lived under floor
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Big News Network.com Saturday 18th September, 2004

A stalker got into the residence of British rocker George Michael, formerly of Wham!, by slipping under the floorboards.

The woman had apparently been living under the floorboards of Michael's London mansion for four days before she surprised the famous singer, who then called the police, Sky News reported Friday.

And despite being arrested she was later seen prowling near the mansion's garden, he said.

I had no idea she was under there (the floorboards), Michael told GQ magazine. I was talking to a friend and I could hear my name being called out. Then she suddenly presented herself. She had been there four days.

esse · Sep 27, 2004

Well, I guess since he came out of the closet, under the floor would have been the next place to look!
Thats crazy, hey I like Georgie's music!
LOL

Isabel · Sep 27, 2004

What did she do for a bathroom? Well, could have sneaked in and used his at night, maybe, but doubt you could pull off a shower that way. Gross.

Any female stalker after him has to be even more delusional than usual. Why didn't she just go hide in his favorite pick-up spot/ public restroom?

Vengeance · Sep 27, 2004

WOW. Reminds me of this story:

http://www.bmoviecentral.com/bmoviecentral/blog/index.php?p=449
6/25/2004
Bryan Adams causes divorce…but it’s not what you think.
Filed under: General — Duane @ 8:55 pm

Tina Shaw blames her ex-hubby for launching her love affair with Canadian rocker Bryan Adams. So she was bit surprised when he then named the superstar in their divorce as a reason for the split. Her disgruntled ex complained that spending thousands of pounds on frequent concert trips, plastering their home with pictures of Bryan Adams and a keeping a six-foot cardboard cut-out of the popstar in their bedroom was unreasonable. The 36-year-old, of Netley Place, Blurton, said: “My husband named him four times in our divorce, he had no other reasons. He complained about the pictures of Bryan all round the house and said I went to see him too many times.” Although she no longer talks to her former partner, Miss Shaw credits him for introducing her to the gravel-voiced veteran of rock back in the summer of 1987 when he took her to Birmingham’s NEC for the Into The Fire tour. Miss Shaw said: “It all started when my ex-husband wanted to see him at the NEC and I’ve been a fan ever since. I’ve been all over Europe and I’m planning a tour of the USA just to follow him.” The figurine painter, who has seen Bryan perform more than 100 times at a cost of £10, 000, is not bitter - she’s just overjoyed her hero is coming to Stoke-on-Trent on Sunday. The single mum has ‘Bryan Adams 69′ tattooed on her shoulder and the cover of his album Waking Up the Neighbours inked into her back with ‘18 till I die’ inscribed above it. She hoards the tickets from every gig she has been to and her shelves groan under the weight of more than 100 Bryan Adams CDs. Even her car bears the mark of Bryan with a personalised number plate reading T33N BA. The Wedgwood employee devotes most of her holidays to travelling Europe following her idol and is usually accompanied by a friend and her touring mascot Spanky the rock monkey.
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Isabel · Sep 27, 2004

He probably didn't like being called "Bryan" in bed all the time, either.

by the way - Spanky the rock monkey?!?

m_cable · Sep 27, 2004

Originally posted by Vengeance
WOW. Reminds me of this story:
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There is so many things wrong with that story I don't even know where to begin. "Bryan Adams 69?" "Spanky the rock monkey?" Unbelievable.

bamaslammer · Sep 27, 2004

Originally posted by m_cable
There is so many things wrong with that story I don't even know where to begin. "Bryan Adams 69?" "Spanky the rock monkey?" Unbelievable.
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Reminds me of that quote from the South Park movie:

Canadian Representative : Our government has apologized for Bryan Adams on numerous occasions!
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Maybe they could apologize for Alanis and You Can't Do that on Television as well.

Mulder · Sep 27, 2004

Originally posted by Isabel
He probably didn't like being called "Bryan" in bed all the time, either.

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Ya, I bet that cut like a knife...

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