You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. A frail old lady who is not up to the bad weather. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Knowing that there can only be one passenger in your small car, what course of action would you take?
Let your old friend and the old lady take your car, and wait for the bus with the person of your dreams.
Let your buddie have the car with the old women as a passager. You there left with the women of your dreams.
Were ALL of you familiar with this or do you just naturally think outside of the box? You didn't waste much time.
Old ladies are small. Put her in the trunk. Your buddy drives. You let the woman of your dreams sit in your lap.
Especially if she's wearing a white T-shirt... EDIT: Sorry, I must have been confused. I was thinking about "the box".
Shoot all three in the leg to remove them from the equation, they won't be going anywhere,, and you can come back and pick them up one by one. If you let them on the bus the bomb will go off if you go under 50 mph.
Run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner against the bus stop, then drive off with the old friend for some beers.
That's actually what I would probably do. And the woman couldn't be the woman of my dreams if she doesn't have a car.
Run them all over, have sex with the hot dead chick's corpse, eat your best friend's heart, and mount the old lady's head on your hood ornament . J. Dahmer
How slow are you driving to see all of that and still think about the situation? Also, is my girlfriend in the car also? Where the heck am I going at the time?
