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Things you wish you never heard...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Cohen, Dec 7, 2004.

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  1. Cohen

    Cohen Member

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    Fig newtons have tiny little wasps in them (they pollinate the figs and die in them).

    Kinda took the fun out of'm for me.
     
    #1 Cohen, Dec 7, 2004
  2. Mr. Mooch

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    Damn. :(

    Chocolate milk (as well as other flavors like strawberry and even regular milk) contains pus (somatic cells). Chcoloate milk is selected sometimes on the amount of pus the milk contains, sort of. If there is milk with more pus than others, it will be made into a flavored variety that adds the chcoloate flavor and color to "mask" the pus.
     
    #2 Mr. Mooch, Dec 7, 2004
  3. Uprising

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    The lines in my labne cheese bread are finger nail lines..... :-(
     
    #3 Uprising, Dec 7, 2004
  4. bigtexxx

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    Coca Cola was an effective contraceptive.

    :(
     
    #4 bigtexxx, Dec 7, 2004
  5. Vengeance

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    #5 Vengeance, Dec 7, 2004
  6. bottlerocket

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    Duck butter isn't really butter from a duck.
     
    #6 bottlerocket, Dec 7, 2004
  7. francis 4 prez

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    Jeff Van Gundy has just been hired as the Rockets new head coach.
     
    #7 francis 4 prez, Dec 8, 2004
  8. moestavern19

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    Any Maroon 5 song.
     
    #8 moestavern19, Dec 8, 2004
  9. oldman

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    "I'm a ford truck man, thats what I DRIIIIEEEVE, i aint got no boundaries, i don't COMPROMIIIEEEZE."

    I f#ckin hate that commercial.
     
    #9 oldman, Dec 8, 2004
  10. King of 40 Acres

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    Who Mike Jones Who Mike Jones.
     
    #10 King of 40 Acres, Dec 8, 2004
  11. DonnyMost

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    dnL is actually the same thing as 7up.

    seriously ruined the mystique.
     
    #11 DonnyMost, Dec 8, 2004
  12. m_cable

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    Whenever a fly lands on something it takes a crap. Don't know if it's acutally true but it's something I've heard.
     
    #12 m_cable, Dec 8, 2004
  13. KellyDwyer

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    When that horrible, horrible band hit -- I was wondering where why the band's name sounded familiar.

    It turns out, Doug Steele, of dougstats.com, had a link to their website on the top part of his wonderful website that I (and, I'm guessing, many of you) use for NBA stats. Couldn't believe it.

    What a terrible group.
     
    #13 KellyDwyer, Dec 8, 2004
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  14. RunninRaven

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    http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/sperm.asp

    I imagine there is probably more than one statement in this thread that Snopes has disproven.
     
    #14 RunninRaven, Dec 8, 2004
  15. Oski2005

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    I didn't know about the tiny wasps til now. I guess I'm gonna be trying to find them now.
     
    #15 Oski2005, Dec 8, 2004
  16. JunkyardDwg

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    Oh God nooooo!
     
    #16 JunkyardDwg, Dec 8, 2004
  17. meggoleggo

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    OMG I f-ing hate you now. Those were my favorite cookies of all time until now. Thanks. :(










    ps: On second thought: I don't hate you. I'll just have to pick out the seeds from now on.
     
    #17 meggoleggo, Dec 8, 2004
  18. Isabel

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    If that's true, then I'm going to wish even more that I'd never heard some of the stuff I heard from a guy who works at the Sonic here. Some of the highlights:

    -Don't drink the cherry limeades and all the other fresh fruit stuff. They leave the fruit sitting out all day. Flies keep landing on it.

    -Don't eat the french fries. The employees keep picking some out for themselves and getting their dirty hands in them. :(

    I'm going to assume that it's just that one location and all the others are OK... :D
     
    #18 Isabel, Dec 8, 2004
  19. Manny Ramirez

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    Any pop music song.:p ;) :cool:
     
    #19 Manny Ramirez, Dec 8, 2004
  20. Lil Pun

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    What that dark line in peel em and eat em shrimp is.

    Something I'm sick of hearing:

    "All I wanna do is race daddy."

    Now I'm not trying to disrespect Dale but damn ESN, how many freaking times can you play that spot!?
     
    #20 Lil Pun, Dec 8, 2004
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