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"they're softer than my stomach"

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by thacabbage, Mar 10, 2005.

  1. thacabbage

    thacabbage Contributing Member

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    Sorry if this was posted elsewhere.

    Our old friend CB34 went out of his way to diss us once again.

    While discussing Phoenix's chances in the postseason during TNT's pregame show:

    Charles: "The thing though is that any one of Dallas, Seattle, or Memphis can beat them."

    Ernie: "What about Houston?"

    Charles: "They're soft. They're softer than my stomach. They had their little 8 game win streak and now they're back to reality. I don't even count them."
     
  2. regionalwall

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    Seriously, someone needs to print this out in big fonts and post it in the Rockets' locker room to fire up the team.
     
  3. lalala902102001

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    Apparently Chuck has no love for his former teams.
     
  4. insane man

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    we've made chuck eat his words manyatimes.

    lets hope we can do it again.
     
  5. Invisible Fan

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    He blames us unconsciously for not helping him get a ring. He also blames the Rockets for making him fat and ugly.
     
  6. liujun0768

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    Maybe he will kiss jack-a s s AGAIN!:D
     
  7. JunkyardDwg

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    Ok sooo... 2-2 against Dallas, 2-1 against Memphis, 1-1 (should be 2-0) against Seattle...but WE"RE too soft. None of these teams have a winning record against us, but WE'RE too soft. We just freakin owned Seattle the past 2 times we played them but WE ARE TOO FREAKIN SOFT. HA!!
     
  8. ikfit

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    I just think same thing.

    Did he bet again?

    This time tmac will let him to do that.
     
  9. fa7999

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    If Chuck is not afraid to kiss AN ASS, I am willing to deliver that from Boston, for, ......, free.

    Or he can kiss my ass.

    The Rockets are back to earth? Give me a break.
     
  10. ROXTXIA

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    It isn't too tough to get Chuck to eat anything.
     
  11. steddinotayto

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    i don't get what his (and sometime's Kenny's) gripe with us is all about. okay before it was because of steve and cat's play. fine. next it was because Yao was being inconsistent fine. then they shut up during the 8 game streak and now they're b****ing and moaning. instead of using yourself to make fun of the rockets, how about go and DO something about that stomach ya ******.
     
  12. Davidoff

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    Guys we all need to stop thinking of Chuck as a analyst... Have you ever seen how all his picks do in the playoffs anyway?? I like Chuck ONLY because he's very funny, but I dont really take anything he says about basketball for real...
     
  13. r-fan-since-81

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    Dont forget we are 2-1 against the Spurs!
     
  14. Stack24

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    Da- Glyde is right he was never put on that panel as an analyst. He is there to be an Ass and make himself look funny and make all the comments that no one else would say.

    He is there to go against anyones opinion and give the show some light. If you really take what Barkley says as a real basketball analyst then your the one being fooled.

    He's only there for entertainment purposes and make the show bareable to watch and not boring. He honestly never has anything to say that is meaninful.

    Just like that year he bet Yao wouldn't score 20...that i'm sure boosted the ratings of the show since everyone wanted to see him kiss the ass etc etc....look we even talk about it today.

    He is like Terry Bradshaw, Michael Irvin and other people that are on the panel only to stir things up and make it interesting...

    I for one don't take any of his comments seriously and he doesn't know what he's saying anyways.
     
  15. MR. MEOWGI

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    He says what he thinks and doesn't kiss ass. Good for him.
     
  16. Preston27

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    He says stuff to get a rise out of fans of the teams he talks about, and it works.
     
  17. scotia

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    He is a fat-a$$ deserves a punch on his donkey-kissing mouth . :mad:
     
  18. gucci888

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    Agreed. He's kinda like the Simon Cowell (sp?) of the NBA. Without him, the analysts are as exciting as day old milk. They need the Chuckster to say outrageous things or people will get bored very quickly.
     
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    Charles, that fat b*stard is only upset because he and Ernie are often confused for one another on the street - neither one of them have rings. ;)
     
  20. MLittle577

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    that fat @$$ belly of his has to be pretty soft.
     

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