i let you survive this long because i was curious about your behavior. well, you've managed to destroy that part of me. i'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. there was even going to be a party for you, a big party. all your friends were invited to. i invited your best friend from band camp, but he couldn't come because you murdered him. all your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Spoiler <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CdqfXWkakN4&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CdqfXWkakN4&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
I've already beaten it, but any of you that were wanting to play Portal - don't watch that video. chow here just decided to show you the end boss battle.
It's simple guys. I had a best friend, but I murdered him when I was little. Also, all of my other friends were going to be invited, but the problem is that I don't hav any other friends. See, simple.
