You left off this one which would have been my choice: Open his own whole foods and hire rockHEAD to move to Canada and run it.
He will probably eat leather every time he tries to score underneath the basket and gets stuffed by some eastern conf scrub center.
as much disdain as he shows towards Dream, I think Pippen-the-coatrider is still lower on his sh*tlist.. Thats just my opinion and I could be/probably am wrong