Theatre Interview

you'll never be able to eat popcorn again.
you'll discover every girl in HS you secretly have a crush on, is at the movies with assholes.
you'll become desensitized to picking up soiled condoms.
you'll never be able to trust sitting in movie theatre seats again
you'll randomly have turrets movements of blurting out, "get the f>cking upgrade, you w**** monkey, it is only 50 f>cking cents more" and you won't even be at work

we could go on

 

Collect all of the loot you can get. I remember that some kid that worked at the local theater scored the Revenge of the Jedi poster that had that I asked about every week. Look what it's worth now.

 

$7.25

 

Pretty sure he would get fired he got caught taking movie memorabilia

 

Are you steady with your hands? Do you know how to operate a video camera? If so, I have an opportunity for you to earn some additional cash whilst working at the movie theatre.

 

they give a lot of posters and signs to employees, if the movie company doesnt want them back.

 

Aw, man, I thought this was a casting couch audition.

That's what SHE said.

 

Have two hands.

 

Are you Axxo? If so, I would like to extend my greatest gratitude and hope that you come out of retirement.

 

Yep. When my son worked at a theatre, he often had the opportunity to bring home posters or the cardboard cutouts.