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The Worst Thing Ever

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Nomar, Dec 4, 2002.

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  1. Nomar

    Nomar Member

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    I think that the worst thing ever is this:
    While dropping a mad deuce, you eagerly anticipate a nice, hot, relaxing shower to melt all your troubles away. But as you step into the water, you quickly realize that it is ice ****ing cold. So you prepare yourself for about 5 minutes, then finally sprint into the stream of water and clense yourself for about a minute and a half. So you see, an unexpected cold ****ing shower on a cold ****ing night is the worst thing ever.
     
  2. Refman

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    That's pretty bad. But I must say that the worst thing ever is having 14 come up 3 times right after you stopped playing it on the roulette table. GRRRRR!!!!! :mad: :mad: :eek:
     
  3. Oski2005

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    I imagine that anything involving or negatively affecting the act of dropping a mad duece can't be very pleasant.
     
  4. drapg

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    "dropping a mad deuce."

    geez you fall out of the loop once and the world just passes you by.
     
  5. A-Train

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    Apparently, you never watched the Rosie O'Donnel show or a Pauly Shore movie...
     
  6. Behad

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    No, I haven't, and I thank God every day for this fact.
     
  7. mateo

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    Driving northbound on Shepard and getting blindsided at 50mph by a red-light-running idiot without insurance, so you end up spending Friday night in the hospital. Then the guy who hits you ditches the hospital before the cops can check him for alcohol.

    Calvin Morris, wherever you are (and if thats your real name), F*** YOU.
     
  8. Rocketman95

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    In the same vein as Refman, the worst thing ever is seeing your brother in-law surrendering in blackjack.
     
  9. TheHorns

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    Shrinkage?
     
  10. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    Never continue to watch the table after you are through playing, your number will come up over and over only to stop as soon as you buy in again.
     
  11. Refman

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    I was still playing...just not the 14.
     
  12. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    I hate it when that happens. :D
     
  13. Nomar

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    Huh? Who said that? ;)
     
  14. Sonny

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    Damn - that was you I hit? Sorry! :eek: :D (joking!)


    Seriously, hope you are ok and that they find that SOB.
     
  15. mateo

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    Yes, my wife and I are fine and I am much less enraged since the police announced that they have found him. Of course he is not insured but thats why in houston you have uninsured motorist protection.
     
  16. Sonny

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    Isn't that the best? You pay for some idiot hitting you.

    What sucks is if the damage is more than your unisured motorist covers. What kind of tickets is that guy getting??
     
  17. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Sue.

    As for the worst thing ever, I would think finding out that you have AIDS or Cancer would have to be pretty close to the top (or bottom, depending on your perspective) of this list.
     
  18. SmeggySmeg

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    i think remember one my brothers and sisters watched, was it called Biodome or something absolutely crap like that, makes a cold shower pleasant. (btw the shower is worse if you have to go outside in the cold and rain to fix the hot water system)

    PS A-Train - you must come to the game when i am visiting, with you sense of humour i would almost think you are Australian
     
  19. LeGrouper

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    Actually the worst thing ever is being lost in the desert and then finding a magical lamp that when you rub it a genie comes out and shoots you in the kneecaps with a shotgun and then you pass out for an hour or so and brain eating maggots crawl into your ears so that when you awaken they are already an inch deep and you can't get them out but you can feel them nibbling away and then your Mom drives up in a Land Rover and says "Get off your a$$ your worthless piece of crap, I'm embaressed to have you for a son!". There is a slightly worse variation but you need a license to talk about it in public and I can't afford it right now.
     
  20. fadeaway

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    Mmmmm... brain maggots.
     

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