What's the worst bar you've ever found yourself dragged to? Worst as in most lame, horrible. As many Lincoln Park yuppie d******d bars as I could put at the top of my list I gotta say my vote is for a little place called Studio 63 on 63rd and Harlem in Summit, Illinois. It's a middle aged singles dance club. One of my friends who is not in the least bit picky about his poon, this is his regular spot.....he's taken some real blue ribbon pigs out of this place over the years lemmie tell ya. I used to be roomies with him and every Friday night he'd go out to '63 and a few hours later come home with some hideous beast to befoul in the backroom for a few hours. I had to see this place for myself and jesus ****ing christ you'd think I had a pork chop hanging around my neck the way these hungry hungry hippos swarmed me the second I stepped into that room. It's unreal. The girl to guy ratio is probably 4 to 1 and they are ALL fat and drunk and horny. The upside is any halfway alright dude walkin in there ain't gonna pay for one drink all night....these tubbos just can't wait to buy you another shot, getcha drunk enough where you wont notice that they are basically 350 pounds of gelatinous goo with eyes and a mouth. It's quite a scene, man. They have a hundred weird rules about how you can dress and whatnot to get in, I guess because that's kind of a gangbanger neighborhood but I remember them giving me **** about my shirt, my shoes, my hat AND my pants...then ****ing with me about my ID as well. You'd think the place is packed with secret agents and supermodels from the hassle they give you at the door. Check it: http://www.studio63nightclub.com/
the chick on the far right isnt bad. But that's cause she's on the very end. Big girls need some love too.
Wow..that bar doesn't sound too bad. Course I like fat chicks. Worst bar I was ever dragged to was a place called the Canary Club. There was Karaoke by one of Mickey Gilleys totally stoned sons. And most of the women there were missing some teeth. The men were all 40 something rednecks spoiling for a fight.
i never understood what thick is. I know what it is. But I've seen chicks thinking that they are thick, but really, it's fat. That's not thick. The blubber in your ass could make candles for months. i need to proof read. i'm at work so im not paying attention. I'm looking out for Mario Williams right now. I have my jockstrap that I want Vince Young to sign.
And here's the evening's entertainment: please welcome mother of 3, Mariah Carey tribute arist, and recovering Valium addict, 'Raven.'
I once got talked into checking out just a horrible place. (Not gonna name specifics because the person probably knows I post here) Lets just say, the place is in California and it was a "size acceptance" club...... I wasn't told the finer details at first, just a watered-down sweetened description of where we were going. I was driving, and the closer we'd get was the more descriptive he'd be.....I just said okay we'll pass by it, maybe bar hop for the night and check out out other places to...We pulled in the parking lot and I saw the people outside and saw what the overall theme was.....I couldnt BELIEVE what I saw walking in there When they said "size, they really meant SIZE I ABSOLUTELY REFUSED to leave the car. It literally and figuratively was like some bad joke. Couldnt comprehend for the life of me why he wanted us to go to this place. Still in disbelief I said "You're serious, huh? You're gonna go walk in there?" and he said "Naaaaaah, we can go if you want. We can check out another place. Someone I know mentioned here to me and I just wanted to see it for myself..." and we left. BUT, I figured he wanted it being me to play the good wingman and braving it with him, so he wouldnt experience it all by himself.... We ended up doing nothing & I just drove us straight home. And havent done much together since really
that was pretty funny. anyhoo, i'm looking through their website. i'm looking at the dresscode link, and it says no caps, yet i see a a few dumbasses with caps on. what a bunch of r****ds.
I had no idea these 'big women' clubs existed. Must be some secret society like Eyes Wide Shut. Worst club I've been to is a country music club. Evidently it has a reputation as being on of the biggest country clubs to check it out in south FL (some Dolphins go there once in awhile). We go in and get hassled immediately by the cashier chick and the bouncer at the door. While taking a few moments to discuss if we're going to stay or go to the place next door we hear 'Move along or get out your holding up the line'. THERE WAS NO LINE BEHIND US. I think our group ethnicity might have had something to do w/ it (including black, asian, and spanish). Couldn't wait to get the hell out of there, it's as if there was a spotlight on us or something the whole time. Coming in a close second was another country music club where I went to college. Pretty much the same experience. I guess there's still plenty of 'good 'ol boys' around. I'm sure this isn't representative of all country music clubs, but I don't really care to try again...especially since I hate country. I'd rather go to a gay club first. Which I've also been to before (female friends dragged us there once, honest!)
