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The Worlds Most Useless Ninja

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by got em COACH, Dec 16, 2010.

  1. got em COACH

    got em COACH Member

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    This video is actually pretty cool, but this dude picked a really interesting profession. There is a full on “Holy ****” moment when he breaks out the dice at around the 2:00 mark. There is also a lowlight when he breaks out the toilet paper juggling.
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    I’m pretty sure of two things. 1. He has hit himself in the head more than once with that stick. 2. If he can do the Frisbee trick with a ninja star, he can kill you without you even knowing.
     
  2. Someguy1229

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    This guy is the definition of badass.
     
  3. pradaxpimp

    pradaxpimp Member

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    Not quite.
     
  4. dback816

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    What exactly were you thinking when you wrote that thread title? Seems incredibly ....stupid.
     
  5. shastarocket

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  6. The Hunted

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    Why he gotta be a ninja tho? Huh? Why he gotta be a ninja?
     
  7. htownrox1

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    Wow. That was actually really impressive.

    P.s. I have those same sticks he has towards the end of the video around 2:30 mark.. Got em at Disneyworld at Epcot in Chinatown :grin:
     
  8. Cokebabies

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    Wow. This guy has some skills. He should have a 1-man show in Vegas. I'd pay to see him do that stuff in person.
     
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    All of these ninjas are much more worthless.

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  10. mosessmalone

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    the other videos on his channel are tight too

    good find OP
     
  11. apollo33

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    I'm kinda jealous, I wonder how much time he puts into all those
     
  12. eMat

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    This guy is even more impressive, in my opinion.
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    No juggling, more parkour and it is awesome.
     
  13. Salvy

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    Those videos are cool, his best talent is Pop-A-Shot by far thou....
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  14. heypartner

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    That dice trick is pretty damn impressive, if he really did it. Maybe it's a trick cup with a way to collect the dice and line them up if you just shake it right.
     
  15. rocketsjudoka

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    That guy is impressive but not as good as the first guy. Those juggling and dice tricks while less athletic take a ton of manual dexterity.

    This just might be ethnic bias on my part but I get a bit annoyed when people say how cool and new Parkour is when the Chinese have been doing stuff like that for centuries and the guy who popularized that sort of free movement through an urban environment is Jackie Chan.

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    Actually I'm going to take that back since Harold Lloyd had been doing stuff like that decades earlier and Jackie Chan was influenced by him. The techniques and style of Parkour though isn't new or unique.
     
  16. T-Slack

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    I like this vid. Its the real life Gambit.
     
  17. durvasa

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    LOL ... Kobe was probably burning up inside.
     
  18. Dairy Ashford

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    I thought all ninjas were useless once night goggles, tear gas and high-powered rifles were invented.
     
  19. Dr of Dunk

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    What he didn't show was the fact it took 18,493 takes to get all of this into one video. ;)

    This is far less impressive to me than some of those parkour videos. Those guys risk their necks. I wanna see the first guy do all these things in a sequence without stopping the camera. lol.
     
  20. liljojo

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    Yes, because all Parkour reels are all done in one take :rolleyes:

    It probably did take him a lot of takes, but the fact that he can do it on any type of consistent basis is really impressive.
     

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