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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by moestavern19, Sep 16, 2003.

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  1. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Yes, I am bored.

    What's your...

    -Favorite Simpsons Quote
    -Favorite Simpsons Episode
    -Favorite Place in Springfield
    -Favorite Simpsons Character(s)
    -Favorite Episode of Itchy and Scratchy
    -Favorite Simpsons Catchphrase

    here's mine

    Favorite Quote - (Paraphrasing)
    Homer - "Wait a minute Lisa, are you saying you're never going to eat meat again?"
    Lisa - "Thats right"
    Homer - "What about Ham?"
    Lisa - "No"
    Homer - "Bacon?"
    Lisa - "No"
    Homer - "Pork Chops?"
    Lisa "DAD! Those all come from the same animal!"
    Homer - "heh heh heh, yeah right Lisa... a Maaaaaagical Animal"

    Favorite Episode - Cape Feare (Sideshow Bob performs the entire score of the HMS Pinafore, and gets mauled throughout the show. Homer can't remember his last name, Homer scares the crap out of Bart. Grandpa turns into a woman.)

    Favorite Characters - Homer, Moe, Chief Wiggum, Ralph Wiggum.

    Favorite Place in Spingfield - Isn't it obvious? ;) moe's tavern.

    Favorite Episode of Itchy and Scratchy - "Why do fools fall in Lava"

    Favorite Catchphrase - "Hi Everybody!" - Dr. Nick Rivera.
     
  2. ima_drummer2k

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    I can hear A-Train typing right now...
     
  3. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    This is no easy task. ;)

    Some on this board take the Simpsons very seriously and will rip anyone apart who does not know what they are talking about. :eek:
     
  4. A-Train

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    You're all lucky that I'm getting off work. :D
     
  5. oomp

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    -Favorite Simpsons Quote - "No TV and No Beer Make Homer Go Crazy"

    -Favorite Simpsons Episode - Any "Treehouse of Terror", but especially the one containing the above quote. "Behind The Laughter" was a good one too.

    -Favorite Place in Springfield - Willlie's shack, moe's bar, isotopes ballpark

    Albuquerque actually called their ball team the "Isotopes"
    http://www.abqtrib.com/archives/sports02/090402_sports_isotopes.shtml

    -Favorite Simpsons Character(s) - Dr. Nick, Willie's arch enemy Seamus

    -Favorite Episode of Itchy and Scratchy - "A Street Cat Named Expire"

    -Favorite Simpsons Catchphrase - "I Didn't Do It"
     
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    Quote - "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. "

    Episode - The softball one where it has all of the MLB players in it.

    Characters - Homer, Mr. Burns, Duff Man, and Gill. There is something about that loser Gill that cracks me up everytime I see him. "I gotta make a sale."

    Place - Moe's Tavern

    Catchphrase - "Excellent." - Burns
     
  7. MR. MEOWGI

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    Quote:
    Marge:
    But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.

    Homer:
    You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day I kept saying, "I'll go a little later. I'll go a little later." And then when I got there, they told me he'd just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he would ever come back again, he said he didn't know.

    Episodes:
    Grimey, Scorpio

    Place:
    Ned Flander's Rumpus Room

    Characters:
    Duff Man, Ned

    Episode of Itchy and Scratchy
    Scar Trek: The Next Laceration

    Catchphrase:
    I'ma bad little boy - Gabbo
     
  9. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Maybe you are looking for the Seinfeld thread? ;)
     
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    -Favorite Simpsons Quote(s) - "Lisa, in this house we will obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!"
    -Favorite Simpsons Episode - Itchy & Scratchy Land
    -Favorite Place in Springfield - Moe's
    -Favorite Simpsons Character(s) - Homer (duh), Troy McClure :( , Professor Frink, Chief Wiggum, Mr. Burns, Barney, Kent Brockman
    -Favorite Episode of Itchy and Scratchy - The one where the mouse kills the cat
    -Favorite Simpsons Catchphrase - "D'oh!"
     
  11. Dave2000

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    -Favorite Simpsons Quote

    Bart "I want an elephant"
    Lisa "You did, his name is Stampy"
    Bart "Oh Yea!"

    Homer "This is the greatest acomplishment since having Lisa"
    Maggie giving Homer a bad look
    Homer "Prove me wrong Silent Bob"

    Flanders [pointing to the puzzle they just finished] "Looks like your missing a piece there"
    Homer "Looks like your missing a wife!"

    -Favorite Simpsons Episode
    New York WTC episode, the one where they mocked Pulp Fiction, Itchy and Scratchy Movie episode

    -Favorite Place in Springfield
    Burn's Powerplant

    -Favorite Simpsons Character(s)
    Cheif Wiggum, Ralph, Homer,

    -Favorite Episode of Itchy and Scratchy
    all of them are the same for me, but one comes to mind is the baseball one

    -Favorite Simpsons Catchphrase
    anything that comes out of Ralph's mouth
    "I didnt do it"
     
  12. dylan

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    Favorite Quote -
    Mindy: What's wrong?
    Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know. [weeping] We're gonna have sex!
    Mindy: Oh...well, we don't have to.
    Homer: [sad] Yes we do! The cookie told me so.
    Mindy: Well...desserts aren't always right.
    Homer: But they're so sweet!


    Favorite Episode - Lisa's Pony - Wonderful depth for both Homer and Lisa, many great lines, harkens back to the era when Homer wasn't a complete jerk and actually loved and respected his family.


    Favorite Characters - Frink, Hutz, Wille, early-to-mid Homer


    Favorite Place in Spingfield - The Only Bridge Out Of Town


    Favorite Episode of Itchy and Scratchy - "Foster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!"


    Favorite Catchphrase - "Yoink!" (before they overdid it quite so much)
     
  13. MacBeth

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    Okay, I'm a fan, but not a fanatic like you guys...fortunately one of my roomies is, and these answers are from her:


    Favorite Quote: " Cho-o-o-colate...half price!'

    Favorite Simpson's Episode: Behind the Laughter.

    Favorite Place in Springfield: the Kwik-E-Mart, Mr. Burns' mansion.

    Favorite Character(s): Disco Stu, Troy McClure, Patty ( not Selma), Groundskeeper Willie, Sarah Plain and Tall, Millhouse

    Favorite Episode of Itchy and Scratchy: Little Barbershop of Horrors.

    Favorite Catchphrase: " Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such _______s as __________ and ________."
     
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    Homer:
    Every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Like remember the time I learned how to make wine and forgot how to drive?
    Marge: That's because you were drunk Homer.

    Episodes:
    too hard, but why not: Mr. Plow

    Place:
    Moe's (during prohibition)

    Characters:
    Homer(not even a close one)

    Episode of Itchy and Scratchy
    Don't have one. Sorry.

    Catchphrase:
    Haha-Nelson
     
  15. codell

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    Favorite Simpsons Quote

    "My daddy shoots people." - Ralph Wiggum

    Favorite Simpsons Episode

    The one where Ned Flanders turns into an *******. (2nd place: Stonecutters)

    Favorite Place in Springfield

    Quickie Mart

    Favorite Simpsons Character(s)

    Ralph Wiggum or Lenny

    Favorite Episode of Itchy and Scratchy

    Dunno.

    Favorite Simpsons Catchphrase

    "Simpson eh?" - Mr. Burns
     
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    Favorite Troy McClure Educational Films:
    "2 Minus 3 Equals Negative Fun"
    "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly"
     
  17. GreenVegan76

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    Dude, I'm a Simpsons nut so I could list like 100 of each, but here are my answers off the top of my head:


    -Favorite Simpsons Quote -- "Me lose brain? Uh, oh!"

    -Favorite Simpsons Episode -- Space Homer is probably my favorite episode. Most laughs per scene, I guess.

    -Favorite Place in Springfield -- Kwik-E Mart! Apu: "Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell."

    -Favorite Simpsons Character(s)-- ComicBook Guy: "Oh, I've wasted my life."

    Also...[Eating candy] "98...99...100. Oh, if only the real chicks went down this easy."

    -Favorite Episode of Itchy and Scratchy -- Itchy gets an engineering degree.

    -Favorite Simpsons Catchphrase-- "Stupid poetic justice!"
     
  18. Kimble14

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    Quote
    Apu: "I cannot believe you are not shutting up."

    Episode
    tie between "A Streetcar Named Marge" and "Lisa's Wedding"

    Place
    743 Evergreen Terrace

    Character(s)
    the girl that sits behind Bart in class with the green glasses and light blue hair, Lisa, Apu, Professor Frink

    Episode of Itchy and Scratchy
    also Scar Trek: The Next Laceration

    Catchphrase
    also "Hi, everybody!"

    Work of Troy
    Let's Save Tony Orlando's House (telethon)
     
  19. Two Sandwiches

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    Is she a pornstar?:D
     
  20. getsmartnow

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    Favorite quote:
    Tie between:

    Mr. Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers.
    Smither: Somebody down here likes you too, sir.
    Mr. Burns: Oh, shut up.

    Ms. Hoover: Remember when you said Snagglepuss was outside, Ralph?
    Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.

    Chief Wiggum: What is it with you kids and my forbidden closet of mystery?

    Favorite episode:

    'Stonecutters' and Herb Powell episodes.

    Place in Springfield:

    Burns' Casino (before they demolished it), Nuclear Powerplant, Burns' Mansion.

    Character:
    Comic Book Guy, Ralph Wiggum, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Moe, Homer, Skinner, Willie.

    Itchy and Scratchy Episode:
    Can't remember the name, but in the episode 'Deep Space Homer'

    Catchphrase:
    D'oh. Oldie, but a goodie. Should have just allowed Homer to say it.
     

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