Did you people know there is no difference between the domesticated house cat and a lion except size? They have exactly the same instincts and urges. If you allow cats to live in the wild, they will forms prides and hunt in packs. Male cats will kill the kittens of other males to make their seed dominant. I could go on with similarities, but I won't, since I have made my point. So, the next time you cuddle and love a cat, and make him a member of your home, just know that his little brain views you as a food source, and his only wish is that he were bigger so he could kill and eat your entire family. ------------------ I hate rice and beans!
Domestic cats were released in a part of Australia som 80 or so years ago. They have wrecked havoc because they are so smart andmean...they are becoming the most dangerous hunters. It was really strange to see a little cat stalking around in the wild. If cats were larger, they would take you out in an instant. ------------------ I have just realized that the stakes are myself I have no other ransom money, nothing to break or barter but my life my spirit measured out, in bits, spread over the roulette table, I recoup what I can nothing else to shove under the nose of the maître de jeu nothing to thrust out the window, no white flag this flesh all I have to offer, to make the play with this immediate head, what it comes up with, my move as we slither over this go board, stepping always (we hope) between the lines
Cats view their owners like their alpha male, sort of. It's not as black and white as you make it seem. ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
Isn't that how Republicans feel about the poor? ------------------ www.swirve.com "Pre-born, you're fine, pre-school, you're f*****."-George Carlin
I was thinking of that EXACT quote when I was reading this. ------------------ The internet is about the free exchange and sale of other people's ideas. - Futurama
Me too moe, me too. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. My Mockumentary atheistalliance.org
Beto, If cats were bigger, they'd eat us..... so? If you were a roach, I'd step on you. ------------------ DREAMer's Rocket Page
Cats will eat owners after the owners die, if there's no other food around for the cats. More Straight Dope I was attending the 1992 American Academy of Forensic Sciences conference in New Orleans and a forensic pathologist related the following story (paraphrased as best as memory will serve): "Sometimes, when an individual living alone dies unexpectedly, several days may pass before anyone takes notice. Some of these individuals may own a dog or a cat, which will go unfed. In my experience, a dog may go for several days before finally resorting to eating the owner's body. A cat, on the other hand, will only wait a day or two. Just goes to show you which is more loyal. So, the next time you're falling asleep on the couch with the football game on, take a look at your cat. He's not watching you because he's enamored of you; he's checking to see if your chest is still moving." Oh, those wacky pathologists.
Law of nature I guess. I've heard of dogs attacking their owners.....big or small. These things happen ------------------ "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
So, the next time your cat looks at you funny, remember the words of that crusader of animal rights, Weird Al Yankovic... I filled that kitty cat so full of lead we'll have to use him for a pencil instead! Now I'm trigger happy! Trigger Happy Everyday! ------------------ If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!! [This message has been edited by A-Train (edited June 12, 2001).]
Now with Roxran, it's the other way around. ------------------ "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning how to put food on their family while being put to death." It's back... Protrolls.com!
.Huh?..what's that..I'm hungry.. btw, Beto is absolutely correct!... ------------------ Rarely is the question asked: Guns kill squirrels than REDRUM to fools across the nation?
Finally, a person who shares my philosophy on cats. You da man, Beto! They truly are the unkempt spawn of Satan. ------------------ All hail Fadeaway's Cyberfish -- your 2000-2001 BobFinn* Fantasy Basketball League Champions! [This message has been edited by fadeaway (edited June 12, 2001).]
i like the part in Cats Eye where drew barrymore's cat saves her from the tiny evil troll that was sucking her breath as she slept. that was cool. ------------------
Hey and whats up with those people whose house you go over to and they have a cat. You pet the damn thing and it instantly sinks its claws and sharp tiny teeth into your hand?!(Especially when you get near the tail part) Little boogers, i wanna drop kick'em! ------------------ "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and you suck forever."
Didn't the cat end up sucking out her breath at the end after it got rid of the troll? ------------------ All hail Fadeaway's Cyberfish -- your 2000-2001 BobFinn* Fantasy Basketball League Champions!
I don't know about you guys, but I personally am going to wait and let that new movie "Cats and Dogs" tell me which is better. I let Hollywood make all of my decisions. ------------------ CC.NET Sim League Web Page My Team (Sonics) Runnin', Ravin', Endin', Out.
