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The Top 10 Worst Jobs in Science

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  1. olliez

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    The Top 10 Worst Jobs in Science

    These jobs are icky. These jobs are disgusting. These are the top 10 worst jobs in science, as named by Popular Science magazine.
    Please note: The good people who fill these jobs do not think they are icky. Or disgusting. Or macabre. They think their jobs are fascinating. And cutting-edge. And filled with purpose. And we should all be happy about that because someone has to do this work!

    1 The No. 1 most disgusting job is an anal-wart researcher.
    Yes, there really is such a thing. Dr. Denise Galloway of the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center and the University of Washington School of Medicine in Seattle is one of the country's leading scientists in the field. While she describes her work as creative, challenging, and fun, she also admitted to the Tacoma News Tribune that her mother is so embarrassed by it that she tells people her daughter is a cancer researcher.

    2 Worm parasitologists
    study parasites that wreak havoc with our digestive tracts. These critters hatch in the small intestine and migrate to the lungs where they are coughed up into the mouth and swallowed back down into the gut. Each worm can grow to be 16 inches long.

    3 Lab-animal veterinarians
    make healthy animals sick--in the name of science, of course.

    4 Tampon squeezers
    (STD researchers) study vaginal infections by manually squeezing feminine products. At least they get to use gloves.

    5 Landfill monitors
    not only receive low pay and exposure to cancer-causing dioxins, but also have to breathe in the stench of decomposing trash. The worst place to be a landfill monitor is in the desert Southwest where temperatures regularly reach 100 degrees or more.

    6 K-25 demolition workers
    are employed at the Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Tennessee where scientists made uranium for the first atomic bombs. (Do they glow in the dark?)

    7 Ecologists at St. John's Harbor in Newfoundland, Canada
    work with a bay that daily absorbs the equivalent of five Olympic-sized swimming pools of raw sewage from city sewers.

    8 Iraqi archaeologists
    are devoted to preserving the historical riches of the birthplace of civilization provided they can evade the fanatical insurgents who would like nothing better than to kidnap and behead them.

    9 A tick dragger
    drags a giant corduroy sheet through remote forests and then uses a simple pair of tweezers to pull them off. Can you say Lyme disease?

    10 Nurses
    don't get enough respect or pay for the extraordinary work they do. That's why the United States has a shortage of 110,000 registered nurses.

    Now if you happen to be in one of these fileds, ......
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  2. LegendZ3

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    I thought nurses get paid pretty well.
     
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    Woohoo! We're famous. :rolleyes:


    That harbour is nasty. The water is almost neon green. Out in the middle of it, there's the famous "bubble" where everything empties out. It's not uncommon to see used condoms floating around in there.
     
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    11. B-Bob's flunky

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    You have to bail him out of jail a lot.
     
  5. Dr of Dunk

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    My mom's been a nurse for 30 years. She was making 6 figures for a while (amazing what a little hard work can do for a woman that claims she isn't intelligent... :)). But after having worked in a hospital for about 4 or so years, you couldn't pay me six figures to do the work they do or the crap they have to put up with. It's a thankless job most of the time.
     
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    Oh and not all nurses get paid that great. It depends on their certifications.
     
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