OK, the best feeling in the world is obviously sex Second best feeling in the world is taking a whiz after holding it for a REALLY long time Now, for the third best feeling in the world...well, I'm sure everyone here has said something really stupid. Something that you wish you could take back the instant you said it, whether it was something said in anger or a poor attempt at a joke. Well, my co-worker, who is black, was telling me about this trip to Johannesburg, South Africa that she would like to go on but can't afford to go right now. I was about to say, "You know, that's where all the WHITE people in Africa live, right? ...but I didn't... THAT is the third best feeling in the world, when you DON'T say something stupid, something so boneheadedly moronic that you have to worry about apologizing to somebody the rest of the day, hoping that they forgive you... Ever since that moment, I keep thinking to myself, "Wow, I'm glad I didn't say that!" Now, if I could only apply this skill to the board, I'll be fine...
Ummmm...Nutter Butters are the second best feeling in the world. Seeing a man about a horse is a close third!
Hitting a home run in softball, preferably over the fence, is a pretty damn good feeling, too. Oh that and popping a great big zit on your face and seeing the whitehead just go everywhere on your mirror.
1. Having Kids. 2. Having Sex. 3. Rockets/Bears Win. 4. Hitting a tough shot while playing basketball.
Scoring the game-winning goal in soccer. And Manny, just when I thought we couldn't go any lower, you managed to stoop down to a whole new level...
Glad to be of service, SJC! Which that reminds me, I wonder if I should start a thread on popping zits...hmmmm [size=1/2]I'm just kidding[/size]
