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The Soccer nutcase who called in to 97.5 ESPN yesterday!

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by tmac2k8, Jun 25, 2010.

  1. tmac2k8

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    Did anyone catch this on the drive home around 530 - 6pm??

    Carl Dukes was telling people to weigh in on weather soccer would be come as popular as American Football here in the US.

    This Englishman called in saying flat out, "SOCCER IS THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS". He went on to say that Soccer Athletes are tougher and his reasoning is because they dont need shoulder pads and protection like American Football players do."

    This went on for like 20 minutes, him saying American fans are incompetent and only smart people watch Soccer.

    This is where it got weird and freaky. Carl asked him if he was married and he said "No, my wife divorced me". Carl asked "may I ask why" and the Englishman said "because I would not allow my kids to play any other sport other than Soccer"

    He said he named his two kids - Keeper and Striker, when asked why he gave them a name like that, he said "If my kids are to play in the world cup, they must have names people will remember"

    Then some other angry callers called in to state the case for football over soccer, Carl Dukes started getting really frustrated with the guy and the Englishman goes "Well Screw you!"

    At this point the converation had gone on past 30 minutes and he said to them that he also makes his kids write him a report about the world cup games every morning.

    Who else heard this and thought damn, this guy would probably murder someone over Soccer! I never heard anyone that stubborn and obessed with a sport.
     
  2. SirCharlesFan

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    didn't hear it, but sounds like it was staged.
     
  3. m_cable

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    Yup. The "got divorced because wouldn't let kids play anything but soccer" was a dead giveaway.
     
  4. DonkeyMagic

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    well his kid is pretty cute

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    but yeah...sounds fake. Funny. but fake.
     
  5. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Sounds like they were trying (in vain) to copy Phil Hendrie's shtick.
     
  6. GlenRice

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    I would love hear it, podcast?
     
  7. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    I Heard him driving home.

    There are trolls outside of the internetz.

    He did make a good point that Soccer players only wear shin guards while football players where pads from head to toe. What pansies ;)
     
  8. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    people listen to espn radio in Houston? man I almost forget about them, too many choices
     
  9. Harrisment

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    That's what I was thinking.
     
  10. Kate81

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    Dukes is garbage.

    PUT 'EM UPPP!!

    Annoying^
     
  11. tested911

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    Are you telling me you don't like my kids name? SCREW YOU!!! :mad: :mad:
     
  12. Kam

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    Who is this rugby idiot that calls every show? Damn be is annoying.
     

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