Oh, man, are these funny... http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/ Alternatives, Should You Not Like Piña Coladas and Getting Caught in the Rain. Red wine and bitterly fighting with depression Beer and throwing punches at the sports arena Protein shakes and feeling the burn Heroin and overdosing on the couch Cocaine and hunching over a public toilet Ham sandwiches and sitting in the park Strange Compliments I've Received Because I'm Not Very Attractive. "The whites of your eyes are really white." "And your thighs are so soft." "And the sound they make when they rub together is really pleasant—like one of those rainstorm/ocean-sound tapes." "And when you stand up they are half the size they are when you're sitting down." "Your nose is right in the center of your face." "Your feet are a perfectly medium length." "Their extra width must give you really great balance."
Toddler T-Shirt Slogans Acceptable Ask me about the C-section. More of a tit man, thanks. Still pissed about missing the millennium. I buried my heart at Legoland. Waiting for Godot. Don't let Tony Danza touch me. Stop the war. Already. Stunt double for Katie Holmes's baby. Unacceptable Property of Child and Family Services Glad those stairs were carpeted. Slap me if you love Jesus. Not quite getting this whole "MILF" phenomenon. I beheld then because of the voice of the great words which the horn spake: I beheld even till the beast was slain, and his body destroyed, and given to the burning flame. Daddy didn't want me. Ask me about the extra digit. Grandma won't shut up.
This one is great. The "Homobots" had me LOL-ing Transformers No One Bought. BY HENRY S. KIVETT - - - - The one that turns into a clipboard The Infecticons The Homobots The NeoCons Lactimus Prime The Molesticons The Sci-Fi/Fantasy-Cons The Go-Bots
