I don't know how many times it's been done before, but I'm positive we've had this thread a few times. Post here when you have a random thought or story that you feel doesn't need it's own thread, but should be posted... I'll start it off... Last night, we went to trivia night at a bar and grill where I live(about 45 minutes away...I'd never been there), and my team of four thought we had come up with a brilliant team name..."My couch pulls out, but I don't..." So, after the first round, we answer 8 out of 10 questions, and we're in second place. They are reading through names and results, and read ours. Half the place clapped and laughed, except one team, who threw their arms in the air, and yelled, "Come up with something original!!!" Well, come to find out, I guess they used the same exact name last week... FAIL.
when at the stoplight and there are two cars in front of me with their turn signals on, there has NEVER been a time when those signals were in unison.
I used to forget my age a lot. It's like I skipped from 21 to 24. I can only imagine how much worse it will get.
I honestly don't know that I have either. I've seen them fractions of a second off, though. Where I live, unfortunately, it seems like I never get two consecutive stoplights in unison.
1) I have done nothing today at work today. Literally NOTHING. I know it sounds like I’m just using hyperbole, but I’m serious. I haven’t done a damn thing except peruse the internet since 7am. I’m going to see if I can make it last until 4. I’m just very tired from a gig last night Fridays are always uneventful. 2) Why do they make the handrails on escalators go slightly faster than the steps? That is so annoying. You keep having to readjust your hand. For once in my life I would like to ride a ****ing escalator where the handrail goes the same speed as the steps. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??? OH GOD, IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!1111
not a thought, more of a rant or suggestion ladies, please douche, i really really hate the spell, i know i know, it's natural, but c'mon, if i can make sure jr is clean and fresh, why can't you do the same? sometimes the smell is so bad, i go limp within seconds, especially during doggie
another thing, if you have a kid, please let the guy know immediately, like, after introducing yourself, announce that you have a kid, having a kid isn't to be used as a 'surprise' on a 3rd or 4th date, "hey, i have to get home early tonight, my kid is sick".... oh one more thing, my friend is a sex addict, and he's dating a friend of mine, they're both good friends, i wouldn't rank one above another, so should i just keep my mouth shut, or let the gal know about his behavior? very torn
I just went to drop the Cosby's off, and one of my turds went into the hole in the middle, and then stuck straight up towards the top of the water. Just before it surfaced, it hung a SHARP right at a 90 degree angle. It looked like it was coming out of the abyss, trying to grab the toilet paper and bring it down with it. SPECTACULAR!
to the guy at the gym locker room who is always using the sink to shave... please put some clothes or at least a towel on!! what the hell is wrong with you??
I am absolutely sick of Miley Cyrus! She is not cute, or funny, and she can't sing a lick. Why does her opinion matter? Why is she everywhere? Why do I care about who she wants to win on American Idol?(taken off Yahoo's home page) And the thing I hate most about her is how she thinks people should bow down to her like she's the queen or something(i.e. Radiohead)
out of all the girls i have been involved with (wont say how many but its enough) very very very very few have ever had a bad odor. weird that you have that enough to where its a problem.
I was reading a thread on the internet yesterday about people who are big boned and some drummer made the most disgusting joke about a fatty that I have ever read in my entire life. Feelings were hurt -- the ignore function was immediately put into effect -- lives were changed forever. [sad face]
I like the concept of this thread. I'm surprised it hasn't gotten any decent replies yet. random thoughts for 11:47 am as follows 1) rockets blew goat balls and got owned by the lakers again, hope we don't face them or utah in round 1. 2) diet coke without caffeine is delicious 3) i wish i could stop clearing my throat every 5 seconds 4) i have a lot of damn hw to do today.
