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The Perfect Heart Attack

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, Jan 28, 2001.

  1. rockHEAD

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    DISCLAIMER: I am not affiliated with this product in any way, shape or form. I do not endorse this product. I'm not selling this thing!!! I just find their TV commercial absolutely hilarious and heart stopping. I mean come on how many eggs should a person eat?

    The Perfect Omelete

    But wait, there's more....have you seen the commercial for it?? It's like 101 Ways to Use this device....

    The announcer says, "Make a two egg omelete for the kids or make a FOUR egg omelet for the man of the house!" and they show this dude with this HUGE @ss omelete, a big 'ol side of bacon, toast, juice the works...it's pretty funny, he's got this look on his face of hunger and heart attack!

    anyway...
    just thought I'd share.

    rH

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  2. RunninRaven

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    Actually rockHEAD, 9 out of 10 doctors say that heart attacks are a vital part of a healthy lifestyle.

    They claim that 1-1.5 heart attacks a day can prevent cooties, athlete's foot, ebola virus, and even hangnails.

    So go out and eat a dozen eggs today!

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  3. DEANBCURTIS

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    I'll take my heart attacks from Rockets games not egg omelets if you don't mind. [​IMG]

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  4. Steve_Francis_rules

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    LOL Deanbcurtis [​IMG]

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  5. Francis3422

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    Cat mobley is worse then eggs and grease.

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