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The p*rn Ultimatum

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ClutchCityReturns, Dec 24, 2007.

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  1. ClutchCityReturns

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    It's that time of year again. Time to look back at the movies that came out this year and make pornographics puns on their titles. We've all heard "Forrest Hump" and "Cliffbanger", so let's try and keep them fairly recent, if not from this year.

    Click HERE and scroll down for an alphabetical list of 2007 releases if you need to jog your memory. I'll get it started.


    Pirates of The Caribbean: Curse of the Pearl Necklace

    Butt Pirates of The Caribbean: Up The Girl's End

    Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Woman's Chest

    The Incrediballs

    Transgenders

    Date Rape Movie

    The Girls Have Thighs

    The Last King of Scatland

    Creamgirls

    2 Guys In Paris

    Are You In Yet?

    Smokin' Asses

    There Will Be Blood The First Time

    Hot j*zz

    Live Free or c*m Hard

    Pan's Labia
     
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    Juno, Her yes
     
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    American g*ngbang
     
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    No Country for Fat Chicks

    American g*ngbang

    I am Lesbo

    Dick Hard III

    and for girl on girl

    Dyke Hard III

    Superbutt

    The Sexsons Movie

    Femalien versus Pervertor
     
  6. rocketsjudoka

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    D'oh! beat me too it!
     
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    The Cumhards
    The Master Debaters
    Good ***** Chuck
    Harry Potter and the order of the Penis
    Illegal Gender
    I think I love your wife
    Itty Bitty Titty Committee (perfect with no change needed)
    Love in the Time of STD's
    Mr. Woodcock ( no change needed)
     
  8. h-townfan

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    I Am Lesbian
     
  9. Coach AI

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    The Dirty Nanny Diaries
    Pee Movie
    The Number 69

    Doesn't Need Changes:
    Balls of Fury
    Black Snake Moan
    Hot Rod
     
  10. Bobblehead

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    Black Snakes on a plane (Snakes on a Plane)
    The Golden Shower (The Golden Compass)
    Hotgirls (Dreamgirls)
    Ocean's 69 (Ocean's 13)
    Cocked Up (Knocked Up)
     
  11. tierre_brown

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    I think there are some decent ones without changes needed:

    All the Boys Love Mandy Lane
    "Are We Done Yet?"
    Arctic Tale (Tail)
    Balls of Fury
    Daddy's Little Girls
    The Devil Came on Horseback
    Fat Girls
    Full of It
    Honeydripper
    Nina's Heavenly Delights
     
  12. Castor27

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    OK I didn;t really go down the whole list but I did catch one that was a little obvious:

    Your Mommy @#$%s Animals (Your Mommy Kills Animals)
     
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    The Italian (Sausage)
    Fish Taco Heaven (Tortilla Heaven)
    The Golden c*m@ss
    PS I Boned You
     
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    Pu$$y Terror (Planet Terror - Grindhouse)

    Humper (Jumper)

    Denture-Proof (Death

    Get Out or Stay Hard (Live Free or Die Hard)

    Orgy of 300 (300)

    Harry Pisser: The Order of Peni$ (Harry Potter: The Order of the Phoenix)

    Little Miss Headsucker

    Dreamsluts (Dreamgirls)

    Pound the Hole (Stomp the Yard)

    Happily N'There (Happily N Ever After)

    Shaft Rider (Ghost Rider)

    Sicko (The real version of Sicko)


    Fantastic Foursome: The Rise of Silver Squirter
     
  15. ClutchCityReturns

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    Bridge To Teralabia

    sounds painful though...
     
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    This is really old school but I've always thought it as
    "When Hairy Met Saggy"
     
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    3 10-inchers in Yuma

    Al **** Dog (Alpha Dog)

    Evan's Almighty

    $Hitman

    I want someone to eat Her Cottage cheese with

    Lions on Lambs

    Nancy Drew Does Dallas

    Skeet'em Up

    The Ten Sexual Commandments: Animated Movie
     
  18. Bobblehead

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    I always loved these oldies....

    Saving Ryan's Private
    The Sperminator
    Bimbo: Hot Blood Part 2 (Rambo: First Blood Part 2)
    Edward Penishands
    Driving Miss Daisy's Ass
     
  19. h-townfan

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    Heres some more:

    Release and Catch
    Fantastic Foursome 2
    The Golden Hump-ass
    Good F*** Chuck
    I Know Who Drilled Me
    The Fist
    Smokin A$$es
    No C*nt For Old Men

    Ok I will stop now.
     
  20. DonnyMost

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    LMFAO

    :D
     

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