The Obamas look one another in the eye while fisting

Yeah, they showed this on Attack of the Show yesterday. The other woman, the host, clarified by showing she meant a fist bump.

 

I'd fist the first lady.

 

I pledge that Demi Moore is a MILF.

 

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

You find celebratories pledging to not be wasteful creepy?

Well Cameron Diaz does look kind of creepy along with whoever that was kissing his biceps.

 

I think it's more the "we pledge to be Barack Obama's servants" thing that's a little creepy.

 

Not using so much plastic and helping the elderly makes you Obama's servant?

Other than one or two I didn't hear anybody pledging to be Obama's servant.

 

White people are now Obama's servants?

The racist rednecks were right all along!!!!!

 

Maybe y'all should watch it again if you're brave enough. The direct quote (before they break into an in unison, cult-like slogan at the end) is "We pledge to be servant's to our president."

 

"I pledge... because there's a new president only... but before, I didn't really give a rat's ass about how much effin' crap I wasted... so? Sue me, mother effer... and I didn't get paid to say this... well, ok, I did, but you never heard that from me... "

 

I don't think it's creepy...just a bunch of hollywood actors gushing over obama.

It's fine...if people feel inspired to help America that's a positive thing. Did Bush ever inspire anyone to do anything positive?

 

Watching that made me think of this:

Stuff People Like #18: Awareness

 

To only flush after a deuce and not a single? I freaking LOVE Jason Bateman. That guy is awesome.

Was that Patton Oswalt in there? Why does he look like a grizzled Asian dude?

 

If these celebs pledge to use less plastic, will they start by not having so much plastic surgery?

 

Go to the 3:55 mark, Demi kicks it off with "I pledge to be the president's servant..." and everyone joins in unison for the latter half.

This is so manipulative...

 

Before Obama took over a line like "being servants to our president" would cause a major uproar from the left just on principal alone, as it rightly should. In fact, they would probably even say the exact opposite...that the president is supposed to be a servant to the people. They hypocrisy is troubling.

 

Watching y'alls reaction in here is priceless.

I've said it many times, but the next eight years is going to be so much fun in here.

 

Anthony Kiedis. Punky Brewster's got laugh lines! I'll withhold any comments about Miss Fanning until a later date.