hey it's fun to make these parodies especially on the XMAS. EVERYONE DO IT BECAUSE IT'S COOL Twas the night before the night before Christmas... and across Board... not a user was lurking, not even rocketsmetalspd! The loofah was hung by the shower with care, in hopes that Trader_Jorge would soon go down there. moe was all nestled, snug is his bed While visions of 16 year olds danced in his head And Smeg with a Fosters and RC sans the Cola Were dying to hear how bigtexxx got ebola When out in the GARM there arose such a clatter A n00b saying Yao to the Lakers and Mo getting fatter To the thread Behad flew to move in for the kill Until the n00b had been served like meat off his grill a Tattoo on the breast of a female was the topic for talking The abscence of Kam's presence indicative of stalking When what to my wondering eyes should appear A thread about music? women? eyes that are queer? With a million posts behind him like a fury from hell I assumed without a doubt that it must be codell More rapid than eagles his posts they came swarming Until DoD kicked him out of chat without warning Now Jorge! Now texxx! Now Kagy! Now keeley! Is bashing the Univesity of Rice really this easy? "Ricky Williams the reason for 9/11, but Priest Holmes takes the fall" now Bash away! Bash away! BASH away all! Back to the Hangout... Lil Pun has a question "Will my computer be operational by the 08 election?" To the D&D Forum! to the top of the section! "Should we kill babies from homosexual parents without environmental protection" I head to the NBA Dish just to escape all the trouble. alas "Steve Francis leads the Magic to victory with a quintuple double" 49 points, 20 rebounds, 12 assists, 10 blocks, 12 steals DAMNIT then B-Bob said something but I couldn't understand it . Back to the GARM now where the rumors are usually hokey but this one was no joke... Naked pictures of BOKI. Discussing the players and the coachers were no longer fun things after back to back losses to The Yakima Sun Kings Okay back to the hangout, I'd catch me some relief ahhh that's more like it! an Ebay auction for a Britney Spears queef A Cambodian man sliced off his penis on an airport conveyor and Fatty Fat b*stard left a death threat in Manny's CD player I can't stop reading these threads I'm in full-addict mode now vaiovan gives us some advice on how to look more throwed Madmax is still trying to add reason into an outlandish zoo well Oski posts the latest on The Incredible Superhero Warriors 2 I'm running out of stuff to say now so I'll finish with this crap... So Merry ****ing Christmas and to all a good fap.
perhaps you'd like to hear a different tune... where oh where has my username gone... oh where oh where can it beeeeeee with it's incredibly generic and unorignal name oh where, ohhhhh where can it beeeeee.
Good going. I'll put into the MP3 set to some tunes that GotEm can rap. By the way, what the hell is a fap?
While I certainly appreciate my leading role in this sure-fire chart topper, I would like to point out that the name of the private school in Houston is "Rice University".
YESSSS... I got in. Woooot. w0000000000t. pretty damn good, except I tried reading it, and I was like damn, this beat just aint working.
