The never ending story, indeed. I'll start it off, then add a sentence or two. Someone else keeps it going, etc. ---- Nicholas was walking to his local hotdog vendor, when he realised there was no more mustard left. Indeed Nick never ate his hotdogs without mustard, but Nick was a patient and adventurous man, so he...
"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film <i>The Never Ending Story</i>"
"Well I Lost Here's Your Pizza." "We won!" "Thats good because there's no Pizza in this box anyways."